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Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice

“As every game developer understands, the three basic food groups are Fritos, Cheetos, and Doritos.” — Satoru Iwata

There’s only one king.

Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words

I told you we’d be back

The head of the department of homeland security announced that she planned to use military force to take over a democratically elected government in the state of California and we are arguing about whether a California Senator properly identified himself at the door.

Padilla: If this is how DHS responds to a senator with a question you can only imagine what they're doing to farm workers, to cooks, to day laborers out in the Los Angeles community and throughout California.

What standing up to ICE looks like. #Resist

Ok gang looks like we arrested a bunch of people who haven't committed any crimes so our next order of business is to invent some crimes to charge them with

Do you guys think the Marines will get a service medal for the battle of Home Depot?

Undocumented immigrants pay almost $100 billion in taxes each year. The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year. Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.

“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Overheard: Apparently Zelenskyy had some cards, and he didn’t need a suit.

The Paul Reubens documentary is an absolute masterpiece. The passion of Paul behind Pee-Wee and how truly unique of talent he was, is remarkable. If you have not watched yet, please do. You will not be disappointed.

Billionaire Buying Sandwich Unfairly Targeted With 5% Sales Tax theonion.com/billion...

So a thing just happened.

Tony Todd's final lines in #FinalDestinationBloodlines were unscripted — the directors asked him to speak directly to the fans (via Deadline)

Study Finds Growing Gap Between America's Rich and Super-Rich

Indeed.

Every time I remember that I went to law school I shake my head and chuckle like they really got my ass. They tricked me into believing that there are laws

Average Onion subscriber.

So let me get this straight, we finally get an American pope, and some of the America first crowd is mad because he cares about the poor and immigrants. Am i missing something here?

THE PENTAGON BUDGET JUST HIT A TRILLION DOLLARS. Not a single pundit from either political party said “how are we going to pay for it?!” Don’t dare tell us we cannot ALL have healthcare, housing, and education.

ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers theonion.com/ice-ope...

Shooting films in foreign countries is a “national security threat”?!? He is certifiable. And astonishingly stupid.

The cantina band from Star Wars seems even weirder now we know from Andor that the bar could’ve just been playing normal techno

After a massively successful Kickstarter campaign, Heavy Metal Magazine is back with a brand-new, revamped Issue #1 featuring familiar characters and eerie new stories.

Ok I am completely broken by this. The Hague and UN need to see this. #Texas

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

The pro life party is summarily sentencing toddlers to exile

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

#OblivionRemastered kept in the original's infamous dialogue blooper 😂