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I like to write about terrible men, horrible things, and unlikeable women. Somehow my book is a bestseller. Repped by Kent D. Wolf at Neon Literary.
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ABC correspondent suspended for making wholly accurate observation.

it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up

I finished I, Addict, a six-episode Spanish show about a guy who goes to rehab, and it's great — authentic, touching, funny, and not at all like the very special episode you had to watch that one time in Health class. It's on Disney here in Sweden, not sure about the States.

Slide some cash to a good LA-based organization if you can.

Here are some texts I got from an immigration lawyer friend of mine. Shared with permission. Some of the bleakest shit I’ve ever heard.

Holy fuck.

Stephen Miller, who some insiders have dubbed Trump’s “prime minister” (while Trump is more of a figurehead), is now claiming that an “insurrection” is under way. This could escalate rapidly. The Insurrection Act is likely on the table. They most likely attacked blue cities with this endgame in mind

HAPPENING NOW: Protesters march outside Fox News Headquarters in Washington, D.C. for a rally against the network and the corrupt Trump administration (Video: Ford Fischer)

they took a detour to rescue a boat full of migrants yesterday. this right here should be more popular than the goddamn stuck shipping vessel thing, this should be everyone's page-refreshing major event right now

Bob the Dog, absolute canine unit, is getting his summer haircut.

whew, the Ghorman episode

Diana is the victim of a hate crime and needs our support. A group of youths threw acid on her at a train station in South Philly. Let's make sure she has everything she needs.

When the dust has settled, we should probably take a look at A) the incel right's sweaty eagerness to masculinize the Trump/Musk split as the way gladiatorial men with great big weenies fight and B) the speed with which just about everyone else compared them to women or gay men.

Bob the Dog, absolute canine unit, has epilepsy, and he just had an epic epileptic seizure, which nearly gave me an adorable heart attack.

A joyous Sweden National Day to all who celebrate.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

All around the country, discarded oyster shells are being used to rebuild our damaged shorelines. But there's a problem — getting them from restaurants before they get tossed out! Karen Fischer looks at a problem that seems like it should be much easier to solve: ambrook.com/research/env...

This includes the hundreds of billions of dollars in crypto!

Tom Waits in Wristcutters: A Love Story

A pair of Swedish tweens roll by, dreamily singing a heavily accented chorus of “Cruel Summer.”

Off to mail a signed copy of ACH for a fresh college grad who ranked it in her "top five books," an overdue thank-you card from the stepkid to her bonus grandfather aka my dad, and my absentee ballot wherein I ranked Mandami #1 and Cuomo not at all.

Stop falling in love with us, Pedro! We can't take it!