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Being concerned about the future and whining about baseball in some order
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Suckshot lariat

submitted 21 minutes ago • 1 comment

A small team made No Man’s Sky through the power of AI. That’s way bigger than Zelda

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

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submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

There is a roughly seven year old zooming around way too fast on a mini dirt bike without a helmet and I’m guessing this kids parents never saw the Country Mac episode of always sunny

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

THE TRAIN TO LAX: it’s no longer a joke! Yesterday @metrolosangeles.bsky.social celebrated the opening of the new LAX Metro Transit Center! Congratulations to Los Angeles! (And a shoutout to LA spirit daddy Huell Howser who would have LOVED this news …) #latransit #metrolosangeles

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

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Can’t believe the guy that mailed his coworkers his jizz until someone threatened to kick his ass over it is a sex pest

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

Literally every US citizen who lives outside of LA hates LA — the entire country will gladly facilitate the project.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

It just continuing the problem that started with Louie and extended to Bojack. At some point you decide your show is too important to be funny anymore. In this case it happened in like episode 7 of The Bear

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

Let’s start with small political projects. How do we get back to the point where bringing your dog to the grocery store is unacceptable

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

The discussion of “what’s the furthest chasm you could throw your partner over if they were unconscious” on the last Distraction podcast is a much bigger example of male hubris than “could you land a plane” or “could you score a point of Serena Williams”

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

This does not even make the top 10,000 most incomprehensible political cartoons

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

“Hamborg said he’s not upset about the misunderstanding and acknowledges that, being a tired parent to a newborn may have left him looking a little scruffier than usual.” ktla.com/news/local-n...

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

Nick Diaz could have used this

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Don't they know this is just a distraction and they should get focus on the things I care about once I get back from my three day weekend

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

9(5) is easily the most embarrassing Learned League score to have dropped on you

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

the funniest thing about this to me is that nobody, absolutely not one single person, saw this headline and thought "I bet the NYT ethicist told them that's unethical"

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

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Lmao normies will love seeing the iron on parade. Same way we love a flyover or a parachutist with a flag who lands and throws out the first pitch. The spectacle is what they want. They voted for the guy that got TV ratings. Virtue and good taste don’t do Nielsen shares

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Defending my constituents in Southern Washington and Maine from the threat of immigration

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

The big event in my city every year is the Armed Forces Day parade where they roll tanks and a bunch of other stuff through the streets, people love it

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

It's more of a sign of how bad second basemen have been historically, but Brian Dozier is way higher up on the leaderboards for power numbers from second basemen than you'd think

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

There are a billion other things people regularly put on their profiles that filter out 90% of the population might as well be up front about it

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments