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chonkykitten.bsky.social
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would someone like to donate their cock and balls to me so I can have them as my own on my body, I would appreciate it

screaming looking at one of my ex’s and i’s text conversations from when we were together yearssssss ago and im cringing

I love spending my days going to my local coffee shops and farmers markets and small businesses

“bartender give me another round of 16 millions shots”

not my uber running not one but two red lights…

I come here just for the avocado roll because the avocado is always so creamy and delicious when paired with this perfectly made white rice and delicious nori wow wow

went to the renaissance festival and saw many furries and a cat boy in a maid outfit <3 this is where I belong

thinking back on when I watched flow and I was just anxious the whole entire time

I love being queer thank you lord amen

date day :3 we went out and made candles together, got sushi, went to total wine and got ingredients to make each other surprise cocktails that represent how we think/feel about each other and now we’re making music together hehe this is so fun

almost didn’t feel like ordering avocado toast for brunch today and my friend asked me if I was feeling alright

just meal prepped for the first time in ages

men can be so cuuuute, especially with feminine features ughhh

not my roommate dropping the joint on the floor and putting the cherry out with her foot on our carpet 😭 omggggg

who let the whore out

so tell me, do you like guys with small breasts you can grasp and lick at… asking for a friend

I watched faye webster’s tiny desk concert and cried in bed with my cat while it played on my tv screen, I love faye sm

people get so surprised when I tell them I like men and it’s so funny because they’re not wrong — I definitely look like I only like women, I love being fluid

I’ve been trying my best to cope with everything happening this past week and I know a lot of people are attempting to hold their ground as well, but if we hold our community close we can try to get through these horrifying next four years together because it’s terrifying, especially alone

my friend and I went to the strip club for the first time together and we ended up getting into deep conversations like we always do — no matter the situation, nothing can stop us from getting real with one another

got cross faded .. what am I supposed to do

my date is in the restroom currently and I just wanted to say that I am enjoying myself very very much

I got drunk last night and publicly outed myself on my instagram story about having a crush 😔 I made my bed I guess I’ll lay in it

I was singing under my breath at work today and my coworker told me I sound like a mixture between a furby and an angel I’m screaming

last night I kicked off the year by having a new years date, we ordered takeout, drank wine, watched a movie and popped open a bottle of champagne at midnight :) definitely one for the books

✨ happy new year bloomfies ✨

just made some purchases for upgrades on my apartment im so excited tehe

just updating the feed with what my dad got me for christmas 😌 I am pretty pleased

I love getting brunch and going thrifting afterwards :3 truly a match made in heaven

I’m bad at video games! but I am willing to try!

😔😔😔

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the sunrise this morning was this light shade of pink and it was a delightful surprise to wake up to

merry christmas and happy holidays!

took a bite into my crunchwrap and you can tell whoever made it, made it with love

I’m so grateful to have my friend in my life and that I get to be her roommate, what a blessing it is to experience life with her, have her share her wisdom with me and care for me 💓 I’m truly fortunate of the love and support she’s given me, what a delight it is to be in her presence

rich people literally have nothing better to do than walk around their luxury neighborhoods i’ve come to find out today

had the assumption one of my coworkers was trans and i just hung out with them one on one for the first time tonight and it’s been so great i love it and him