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We need *literally* one paid subscriber to finish our pledge drive! Is there a brave soul out there in Bluesky-land willing to take the plunge? #WritersOfBluesky #Substack #Newsletters www.chortle.blog/subscribe

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NEW POST! Every Bad Job I've Ever Had #humor #satire

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NEW POST! An Honest Translation Of My Resumé Skills #humor #satire

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NEW POST! COMIC: Working From Home #humor #satire

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I’m only now coming to appreciate that I’ve never seen a photo of Bill Gates shirtless on a boat.

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NEW POST! The State of (the) Chortle #humor #satire

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NEW POST! This Summer's Hottest Puzzle Books #humor #satire

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Hey neat, we've raised a couple hundred bucks because Rob Manfred sucks ass.

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NEW POST! The Invention of the Mirror #humor #satire

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apparently Elon's gotten so mad about Grok not answering questions about Afrikaners the way he wants, xAI's now somehow managed to put it into some kind of hyper-Afriforum mode where it thinks every question is about farm murders or the song "Kill the Boer"

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NEW POST! It's us, your child’s favorite shoes #humor #satire

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I subscribe to like a zillion newsletters and pay for almost all of them (indie podcasts, too) and every time I’m like “maybe this has gotten out of hand…” I look at the list and I’m like, no, actually, I value all of these and get my money’s worth out of them.

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NEW POST! We Need More Serious People #humor #satire

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call the TradWife -- my first humor writing is out in the world with the new PBS lineup including This Old Bunker, DOGEton Abbey, Rick Scott’s Europe, Mr. Miller’s Neighborhood. thanks @chortle.blog at Chortle!

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Thankfully Mother’s Day is over and we can all stop pretending to love our moms now.

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NEW POST! New PBS Lineup for Today’s America #humor #satire

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It’s #MothersDay! The last one, in fact.

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NEW POST! Trending New Social Media Diets #humor #satire

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Glad we finally have another pope named after a Ninja Turtle.

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The fun thing about the president is you half to ignore 85% of what he says, but it’s never entirely clear which 15% you have to worry about.

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Omg I just booked Pope! Thanks to my wife, everyone who’s supported me, and my agents at Gersh.

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Dear mothers, We, the children of Earth, love you. That's why we're joining together to wish you a happy—and quite possibly final— #MothersDay.

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Did anyone else see this shocking new #tariff announcement today from #Trump?

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This single fake ad is worth my yearly subscription fee to @theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social

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(serious governor voice) POTUS, let’s kick this football.

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Teens and young men are often pretty stupid and when things suck or don’t work out, it’s pretty easy to believe that everything is someone else’s fault. The only way not to be susceptible to this is the path of the former gifted kid, to spend your life believing that you singularly are a failure.

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lmaoooo another beautiful gem perfectly timed during another stressful week!! hot new book by @chortle.blog, gorsuch gets a very unique education! www.chortle.blog/p/neil-gorsu...

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holy shit lmao I literally am only two sentences in and I'm already screaming www.chortle.blog/p/neil-gorsu...

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Is comedy disappearing? That's BLEAK! @chortle.blog has a solution (and an absolutely BEAUTIFUL Why Pay page) www.chortle.blog/p/why-pay

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@jaywillis.net This was inspired by your article for @ballsandstrikes.org. (I’m not sure whether you will be proud or ashamed.)

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In response to Neil Gorsuch’s deep misunderstanding of an alphabet book called Pride Puppy, I wrote a special new picture book just for him! #SCOTUS

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Turns out #Canada is feeling pretty smug about the whole “electing a guy who’s not crazy” thing.

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The Trump admin only hires guys who look like they would accidentally bite their thumb while eating a banana.

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