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Horseshoe theorist and armchair psychologist. Reckless hedonist and disaffected malcontent. Currently build software for money but would consider outer-space stuff. (I don’t know who Jesse Singal is and don’t follow him.) 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇪🇺 Proud Furryphobe.
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So Mario Party is a video game board game, designed by someone who’s never played a board game since 1975? Do better, Nintendo.

Your low attention span likely means you *think* you learn better from YouTube videos than textbooks… …and that’s probably not true.

Quick! Ask every “Elon Musk is a Genius” dipshit you know if he’s right about Trump and the Epstein files.

Jesus Christ.

Microsoft Teams blocking links to React.Dev today as it considered it a “malicious website”.

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When you lose Laura Loomer...

Lmao

I’m starting to worry Leftovers isn’t coming back www.youtube.com/live/knMyMxX...

Must be a slow news day if the BBC is rehashing the same bullshit McVities gorilla-marketing campaign about upside-down digestive biscuits from like seven years ago. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Every AI company logo is just a picture of an arsehole. You will never un-see this again. Sorry.

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The boss of Nintendo America is called Doug Bowser? This timeline is too far-fetched.

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A baseline 10% tariff on nearly all countries… Including an island inhabited only by penguins But not on Russia …tells you all you need to know about Trump.

Pssst… America…. Look…

People cheering for Gary Stevenson like, “But he’s OUR lying grifter vapour peddler!” Listen, I get it. Fire with fire and all that. Just don’t give away the only thing we have left: Credibility.

Jesus fucking Christ. He’s like a caricature of himself at this point.