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Decent, but only in moderation. As seen at the end of @PeterSinger's TED talk.
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my whole squad is coming for whoever left poop on our lawn

my wife wasn't happy with our courthouse wedding, so we're getting married again tomorrow. I'm getting concerned about how many times she wants to get married.

Oh btw, if you have 30-60 minutes to kill this weekend, why not check out the demo of our cool new adventure game/dating sim? Or click the button to get notified when the kickstarter is ready 😏 www.kickstarter.com/projects/485...

Glenn Greenwald's recent opsec failure was not the first time! Take a trip down memory lane with @theophite.bsky.social

Cal silently endures the trauma of bath time

an unfamiliar dog walked up to me when I was mowing the backyard. she was chill but didn't have a collar so I asked the neighbors throwing a party if they were missing a dog and that's how they found out Penny was loose.

first thing I saw when I opened Twitter were three posts from Musk and two of them were broken.

this is a great thread from Nick but something he doesn’t mention is that Sega franchises have been hit even worse than Nintendo; google e.g. “Sonic inflation” to learn more

I cannot discuss Gaza with leftists without going insane because virtually all of them believe the Israeli military depends on US support, thus all we need to do is stop sending them equipment vouchers to stop the genocide. I have not seen ANY discussion of what we should do when that doesn't work.

[SACRAMENTO COUNTY GRAPHIC DESIGN MEETING] "What should the cover photo be?" "Get The Rizzler." "We can't afford The Rizzler." "Can we afford Asian Rizzler?"

I haven't asked too many questions about the religious monument I'm building. It's some sort of "labyrinth" and once I've filled it in with DG they will walk the paths between the bricks. This is maybe 15% of the entire structure.

one of my wife's friends gave her a Tarot deck and the Tower card is 9/11

we're eventually going to have to put warning labels on AI models like WARNING: THIS MODEL BELIEVES CLIMATE CHANGE IS A NEAR-TERM X-RISK THAT SHOULD BE SOLVED VIA OMNICIDE. DO NOT GIVE IT ACCESS TO A PEPTIDE SYNTHESIZER.

one of the reasons I know there are zero experienced people working with Trump is that they're making insane deals with El Salvador and Rwanda to accept deportees instead of just asking the distant country that owes us a blood debt and would probably accept anyone we sent them for free.

This pregnant grey squirrel lets me handfeed her

Outsiders deny the power of traditional Midwestern medicine but we know it works.

expecting to meet the pope and then getting a lecture about compassion from the vicepope when he blows you off seems like the last step before you get excommunicated

We invited our Chinese friends over for dinner tomorrow and asked if anyone had any allergies. They said their baby girl is allergic to MANGOS.

ever since we moved in I've been pulling discarded meat - chicken bones, meatballs, ham slices - out of our dog's mouth, all of it within 50 feet of a particular building. today I saw the likely responsible party leaving that building. here is a portrait generated by ChatGPT.

sweet tart wants to go outside so bad