chrisd238.bsky.social
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Junior Assistant Vice President of Replying @ Poisoned Heavy Industrial Concern
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Ah the "mum didn't say she was serious before she told me what to do" clause
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This is why the fucknut brigade tried to cover themselves in it when they bumbleclutzed into the house
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do wet soldiers make good cops sounds like a lions pod setup
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lapd welcome to the resistance
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@filmthepolicela.bsky.social
@acatwithnews.bsky.social
And a thread
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I assume everyone within 5m of that thing gets immediately sterilised and slightly warm
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I assume something came up in the 'Fbi gossip NO KASH PATEL LOLOL' group chat
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taliban make hard man
hard man make good time
good time make ska
ska make soft man
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perfect use case for a militarised jetski
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So often in history recorded as "someone fired a shot, 'no one is sure which side' but then the cops went zerker mode"
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dropping their album Torturous Interference
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it's a shame about the associations because 'blood libel' would be an incredible band name... 'blood defamation per se' just doesn't hit the same
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torn between my love of hired goons vs my desire not to get hired gooned
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torn between my love of hired goons vs my desire not to get hired gooned
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I'm surprised someone like Mike doesn't understand that the real power centres of the country are focused around smallish groups of moderately educated barely adults
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Good luck, respect, and stay as safe as you can to everyone opposing this fuckery
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ken can I make citizens arrest for rico
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Somewhere between 96% - 103% of all people that have eaten a banana die, and still we allow this fruit among us
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Takes me back
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and anyway its spelled covfefe
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Not to mention the constant risk of catching an osprey to the head when one inevitably decides it doesn't want to be in the sky any more
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It almost never pays to be an early adopter. Be it hardware or software(games on release, Windows service packs), give it a couple of iterations then hmu
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My favourite is 'carbonara made in a way and with ingredients that would make an italian chef pop a blood vessel in his eye'
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My favourite is 'carbonara made in a way and with ingredients that would make an italian chef pop a blood vessel in his eye'
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I remember being asked for directions, confidently sending people off and then realising I'd given them wrong directions by mistake, happened more than you'd think
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Communist party member Homer and desperately trying to be as good Frank Grimes would be a great bit
"You!? You were on the train that brought Lenin back to Russia?!"
"sure, trains are neat!"
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Is there a timeline somewhere for when various peoples got their white cards?
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I walk around neighbourhoods a lot and no, they absolutely aren't
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More importantly... WHEN WAS IT RECOMMENDED FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION?!
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If bread = 1 then ideologies = nill
Else if bread = 0 then ideologies = >9000
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Ideologies just come out of nowhere and have no relationship to any kind of material conditions. They are like a mythical gust of wind.
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If bread = 1 then ideologies = nill
Else if bread = 0 then ideologies = >9000
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'we got a lot going on rn can you come back later'
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Picturing my child (3.5yr) as a collection of 4-5 chihuahuas has given me a new perspective on the world.
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It doesn't even need to be military, I keep thinking of the chaos potential at say a sport stadium. The drones themselves could cause relatively little damage but the resulting panic would be insane
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This is basically an intended outcome right? It allows you to appear to be supplying aid while making receiving that aid as dangerous as possible, is that a fair read?
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I don't believe there's a correlation between individual thiccness and line width, but then maths is different since I was at school so maybe things have changed
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the thinnest line
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the klew kluck keta klan
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it can be both
ive never heard nathan deny that he has someone to change his diaper
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Did you check if your physical was during low tide? Maybe the moon screwed you
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Kids are cooler but more annoying
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It'd be nice tea at least
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You don't need seed oils when whales are nice and plentiful
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I'm just saying it'd be nice if the planets visited us now and then we really seem to be putting all the effort into this relationship and it sucks to always have to make the trek
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Given the two significantly worse black eyes my 3yr has given me what I've learned is my kid would wreck elons kid
I don't know what to do with this information
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I was guessing it was 14 words long