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chrishewitt.bsky.social
Host of the Empire Film Podcast, wrangler of words for Empire magazine, LFC fan, utterly inept golfer.
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He has no lines. But he does have a big fight with Craig on a train. He’s last seen falling off that, so might still be alive. Because he’s nails. (Also, he has pointy nails)
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I’m a big proponent of the Magic Dart theory.
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Very kind!
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Enjoy!
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It does. We had a discussion of Usual Suspects, but I cut it out.
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Thirded.
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Jürgen first. Then we can talk about it.
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More power to your elbow.
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He’ll either be genius, or derail the whole thing. My money’s on the former. He asked to be on it, apparently.
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Several times the ball has broken around their six yard box and he’s been nowhere near it. A striker might have had a tap-in. We’re going to win the league (probably), but major surgery is required.
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Not sure I wanna be Townshend in this comparison tbh
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Begone, and take Sheeran with you.
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I’m always hesitant to publicly pronounce things like that. But I just can’t get on with Zaltzman. I’ve tried. Heaven knows I’ve tried. I’ll report back after I finish the series.
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I find him extremely unfunny. Hence anti-comedy. But then, I’m one to judge on that score, right?
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I love it! But I have a problem with him. Hopefully I can tune into his particular rhythms and brand of anti-comedy by the end of the show.
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Don’t think so…
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‘Wes Anderson has made his film again’. Yes, but what a film. Keep on making it, Wesley.
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And, as you say, it could be a lot worse if Virgil and Mo go. We need two CBs as it is, because Gomez will almost certainly want to leave for regular football. Do you trust FSG to back the manager with money? I don’t. Which could mean we won’t challenge at all next season.
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We’re probably going to win the league, and yet I believe this squad needs major surgery. The entire front line, with the exception of Mo, can be upgraded. We need another top-class midfielder so that our main three don’t burn themselves out. New fullbacks. And a centre back. Yikes!
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Get well soon, Tyke! The best-dressed dog in the world!
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No, not really.
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Thanks! Good to hear not everyone found it tedious…
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Nick is better placed to answer that, I’m afraid!
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I haven’t started it yet. Looking forward to it.