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📍Manchester. Paeds Critical Care Pharmacist/Educator/Researcher. Caffeinated perfectionist, serial procrastinator & Dad joke aficionado. 🏳️‍🌈👨‍⚕️💊🎹🎸🇳🇴🏃🐶🎮📺 and general geekery.
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In endless cycles of clothes washes

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine having the balls to park this close to a busy bus stop

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

The joke that keeps on giving 🧀 ✝️

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Oh bore off 🙄

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

In fairness a good proportion of this could be summarised by the phrase “buy some f*cking headphones”

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

A pun walks into a bar, ten people die on the spot. Pun in, ten dead.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

As I always say: the reason I’m tired all the time is because other people are so damn exhausting

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Now where’s the fun in that? 😂

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Villain origin story right here

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

kids literally wanted to grow up and be public servants because of Richard Scarry.

submitted 10 days ago • 27 comments

When you’re the designated driver on a night out

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Thank FUCK for that. Absolute shenanigans voting #eurovision

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

When you get an unskippable side quest #eurovision

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Very much here for this mash up #eurovision

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Albania #eurovision

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

Nice to see Denmark back on FORM #den #eurovision 🇩🇰

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

“Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line. You are number… 20 in the queue” #por #eurovision

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

It does make you wonder if other countries are so critical of their own entry or is it a peculiarly British thing? 😂 #eurovision

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The background guitar riff is very Sweet Dreams My LA Ex #eurovision #ukr

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

The hair is very Bryan McFadden circa 2000 #eurovision #lit

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Love that Liz McLarnon from Atomic Kitten is on our jury 😂 #eurovision

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I really can't stress enough just how critical ID pharmacists are in improving patient care Over 6 months, 10 ID pharmacists were "curbsided" w/ 1,518 Qs, 3/4 from ID attendings 89% of answers led to changes in management!!! @erinmccreary.bsky.social @sidpharm.bsky.social #IDSky #PharmSky

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

Excuse me whilst I take out a second mortgage to afford a meal deal

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Eurovision final day to all who celebrate

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

”How do I avoid spoilers?”

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The power of the internet is seeing this and knowing exactly what comes next

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

EXCLUSIVE: Ncuti Gatwa pulled out of being the UK jury spokesperson because he was so angry that Red Sebastian didn't qualify. "He's absolutely fuming" a source told us. #Eurovision

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

It does make you wonder if Australia will consider pulling out next year. They’ve struggled for a few years now #eurovision

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

DANMARK!! 🇩🇰 #eurovision

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Would have loved to have seen Diodato perform - my winner that year 🇮🇹 #eurovision

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Serving Bratwurst Summer #GER #eurovision

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

There’s quite a Eurovision early 2000s nostalgia vibe with this one #lux #eurovision

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

France doing what France does best #fra #eurovision

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Say what you like about the song and staging but these girls can perform #UK #eurovision

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Putting the ARM in Armenia 🥵 #eurovision

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment