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chrisquixote.bsky.social
#TeamFight tilting at windmills; yelling at clouds writer, sometime theater producer, not-for-profit manager I began in Ohio I still dream of home christopherhammett.net https://notesfornobody.substack.com
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Do Heard and McDonald Islands need an ambassador?
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That would be the correct response.
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I mean, if you put “naked” and “dick” with five or six words of each other some of us are going to go there …
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Your median cop today is a ‘roided up Barney Fife.
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My superhero group The Pedantics would expel him for arguing this point.
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Possibly some influential donors, for example.
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Well, let me tell you, the Dropkick Murphys are doing their best to change all that.
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Also, the Dropkick Murphys played. I wrote a while back about the lack of joyful protest songs and chants in the 21st century. open.substack.com/pub/notesfor...
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I am not a veteran and for that matter I struggle with the idea of a standing army. But we found our commonality and came together, and it was a privilege to be there.
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@jfrejnyc.bsky.social
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“If you stand with us, I promise we will stand with you.”
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Would explain many things, if true.
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And Julia! So few people realize it’s a trick question!
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@link.spacelawshitpost.me
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“Sorry but” is insensitive to people with sorry butts.
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Just ship me off to the Villages.
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Ben’s Chili Bowl for the win. (I shall be retracting this later.)
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The tune you wanted was “Bette Davis Eyes”
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Oh. No.
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The correct medical term is “little piggy.”
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I was at Yankee Stadium this week and it was worse than other parks I’ve been to in recent years. There was noise between literally every pitch. And, for such a fancy sound system, the audio quality was crap and I couldn’t understand the player announcements during the game. A fail all around.
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Also, no music between pitches of an at bat.
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Baseball stadiums should have a scoreboard that shows the game situation - score, inning, outs, balls & strikes - at all times, including between innings.
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One Massive Malicious Monstrosity
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One Massive Malicious Monstrosity
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Andrew Cuomo, I drink your lassi!