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It's me. Co-host of Your Favorite Bad Movie Podcast. Original Wife Guy. Original bed bro. He/Him Churchimplosionsdotmp4 on twitch Linktr.ee/favoritebadmoviepod
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I have a sixth sense when it comes to reality competition shows.

It’s finally announced: I got an awesome new gig as the co-host on the Great Australian Bake-Off lol. This was so much fun to film and completely surreal and they let me keep the cardigan

@tomwalker.bsky.social called it!

Post a banger that's not in English (this is also literally the hottest anyone has ever been in the history of the world).

Going back for more Xanadu.

Hear me out, what if I organized a recording of Hazy Days on my birthday weekend as a bonus episode of the podcast/mini-series?

Pride Month Announcement: I am soft launching he/they pronouns. Who says (almost) 44 years old is too late to start asking yourself some tough questions about your identity?

My thoughts

You know, I definitely thought that I would have made at least one makeshift torch by this point in my life. Sure, by my age, I would have wrapped some petrol soaked ragds around a branch, lit it up, and used it to illuminate some sort of passageway. Never worked it out. Life's a funny old bird.

🚨 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🚨 This week, Preston Spurlock returns to talk about Neil Young's proto-Lynchian apocalyptic musical comedy, Human Highway! DEVO, Dennis Hopper, and Neil Young team up for what feels like an extended SCTV sketch that just so happened to change rock music forever. Don't miss it!

He won't watch it. Somebody will tell him he has to do it, and that will make him not want to do it. This will work for two weeks tops.

My little man!!

Hamburger the snoozy guy

I wish I had a coke of cola

Can I admit something to you? I don't understand Pete Davidson. I don't know what his thing is.

Whenever I'm wearing a tanktop around the house, Brains likes shoving her head up in my arm pit. It's a weird dynamic?

I'll go All Apologies. I think maybe the best to sing along to, imo.

I am home! I am not doing jack shit for the rest of the day!

Dang, people really hate moving over to the left lane for a stranded motorist, don't they? One of these fuckers is gonna plow straight into my car, I can feel it!

I'll say this, my plans for the weekend just got a lot less ambitious.

The stranded motorist

At least I'm getting some fresh air, I guess.