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It's me. Co-host of Your Favorite Bad Movie Podcast. Original Wife Guy. Original bed bro. He/They
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YESSSS!
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What if they made a band that was just the two least talented guys?
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Other goofy questions include: "what's farther Omaha or Oklahoma City?" "Who are some of the Native American tribes in this area?" and "What is the chief industry of Newton, Kansas?"
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Yeah, man. I'm going to shoot someone at work. Next motherfucker that parks in front of a mailbox is getting two in the chest, one in the head.
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Verdad
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A double feature of Can't Stop the Music and Xanadu inspired the creation of The Razzies (which is wild because Xanadu is awesome).
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I thought for sure I wasn't going to find anything about this movie, so when I found that out I was buzzing.
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Yeah, they were the Netflix originals of their day!
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To be fair, this kid has really bad vibes.
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No surprises there, you two have been crushing it!
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🫡
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Yoooo! Can I get a link?
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💯
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Gonna take it back to her bed and eat it like a giant apple.
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Respectfully:
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That's so beautiful! I'm so happy for you! ðŸ˜
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How's Rosie doing?
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This cost $45 million and they couldn't even fill the bleachers.
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Oh yeah, their internalized, hegemonic fatphobia is off the charts. You try to tell an average person over the age of 70 that it's morally wrong to treat fat people like they're subhuman and they will look at you like you're genuinely insane.
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Yeah, I think a lot of our generation saw it in like, the one season it was on the Disney channel and then memory holed it. But it is impactful and weird. I think I would have liked it more if I hadn't fallen asleep for unrelated reasons halway through.
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Oh, their also scared of cities. Which is weird, because my brother and I both lived in Harlem and Bushwick for a decade respectively, and never had any problems, and they're both like "NYC is a warzone" despite living an hour outside the city.
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Obviously, part of you wants to say, "Of course you were scared of the people in Walmart, you have so much internalized classism and social anxiety that you self medicate with alcohol." But you can't do that. We did both consistently drop some "watch your step" statemenfs throughout the evening tho.
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Both of them have been on their best behavior and only occasionally have said something that made me feel insane (my mom told a story that was essentially, "I went to a Walmart for the first time and got scared of how people were dressed.", for example).
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Honestly, I would have no problem chopping it up. I think my mom is the one who wants to change the subject because she can tell I'm upset and ready to yell at them about it if they push.
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One fun dynamic that's been going on is my mom's bf will ask me my thoughts on contemporary politics in some sense, I will try to give the least insane truthful answer I can, and my mom will say, "well, that's an interesting theory" and change the subject. Could be worse!
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The trick is, the "patients" are other people who think they're using an AI therapist.
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The duality of man
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They're good!
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You can see him here after one of his boys got turned into blocks. His headphones were two little boxes, one had a frog in it, the other, a bird, and he would poke at them to make them sing for him. His name was Yamaneko-sama and he ruled.