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Biochemically powered carbon based meat bag building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our spirits in the same tradition as our ancestors.
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Babe, wake up. New cartoon of Norman Reedus just walking for 15 hours just dropped.
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Thankfully, this means that the number of weather events will go down. Hell, if we could stop all monitoring and operations, there'd be absolutely no tornado warnings, flash flood watches, and the like. So much winning for everyone!!!!
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Nic Cage looks like Gene Wilder playing Madden.
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Gen X watching this unfold:
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Wouldn't Castle Wolfenstein be the game that started it all?
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"Is he a murderer or does he have treats?"
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Kinda feels like he is.
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"Pete Hegseth and his embattled, shrinking coterie of senior advisers" Wake up, babe. Title for the new Wes Anderson movie just dropped.
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What's your 40 yd time?
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Are you on double secret probation?
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youtu.be/QENkX0SDMVc?...
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Also, the fact that nothing on here is labeled as covfefe shows AI is an utter failure.
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I love it when the fleafs bloob in sprong.
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Whoever painted that is the world's biggest Kenny Loggins fan.
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He's got to be in good shape for his age. I'd have a hard time getting back up after bending the knee that quick and that far.
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You need to be careful. Someone's going to to notify the authorities.
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The bigger question is whether you can put any remaining Aunt Jemima syrup on them. On one hand, she was obviously a DEI hire. On the other, the "woke mob" cancelled the brand so it'd be a middle finger to them to use it. Any you may have is probably long past expiration, but RFK Jr says you're ok.
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Excellent!!! <air guitar>
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Sounds like the title of an Eddie Murphy movie.
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But what about all the jobs created for potters and carpenters?? They have to feed their families, too!
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They should be required to reference package size to why you actually use it: This package services: 100 regular poops = 56 mega dumps = 27 bowl busters = 10 spicy wing nights = 2 Taco Bells
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I want mine to look and act exactly like Tim Curry's character in "Clue", even down to him saying that communism was just a red herring.