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chriswagner.bsky.social
Four strings and a mic. Kids, dogs, Jayhawks, Chiefs, Royals. Politics/legal post sicko. "KAAAN, SAAAS, CITY!" Punk rock and skateboards save lives. Need bass on your record? Come find me: https://linktr.ee/chriswagner
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The joke I always heard was that you only tie a full Windsor if your last name is "Windsor", but this thread puts paid to that.
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Somewhere, Kid Rock's head snaps up from his stupor. He sniffs the air. "Copper", he slurs. The horns from "Patton" echo in the distance for some reason.
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My nephew sat in it naked, as an infant. Drink up!
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My blood rate and heart oxygen are very important numbers
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I *think* we're talking about the same thing: drain every cent from whatever fund pays for yet another "Killology" seminar and redirect it literally anywhere else.
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Not sure if you're being sarcastic, but based on what passes for their training these days? YES. ABSOLUTELY CUT THOSE BUDGETS.
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This post is incorrect, FWIW.
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On Item 3: No.
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This would be a justifiable use of mall grab.
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Except the school bus is a Bird scooter
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You lost me at "ideology".
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Dude has clearly never met any actual airline pilots.
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Honestly, if whoever holds the rights hasn't pitched this, it's placement malpractice.
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SLC used to have this - routes for full-sized buses, connected by shuttles. I don't know if this still exists, but it worked great the one time I visited.
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Don't discount that Musk might also have the bone density of soapstone.
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Recycling the Texas COVID playbook!
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Loved riding this to Chicago from KC when my kids were little.
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Paul Lynde >>>>>>>>>>> GG >>> Roy Cohn
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But then you don't get to take a baller mugshot
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But hey man that pentatonic run in Kuru fucking HITS bro
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I have no window into this: is it considered bad form to throw justices' own rulings in their faces when arguing before SCOTUS?
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OR, it could tell me to go play in a tornado. Even odds.
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A good move tbh
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WHOA xSELLOUTx?
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Lol you guys are gonna get Cuomo
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They strap your hands to these engines and point you at a cliff
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@edyong209.bsky.social 's book is so good on this
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But they stayed, because fuck those spiders
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Thinking about getting that radiation tech assistant cert next fall
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Aborigines don't count?
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In our neighborhood, parents rolled TVs into the driveways, set up bars, firepits, etc. We went street by street with a shoulder cooler while the kids ran amok. Most fun I've ever had on Halloween.
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Graf after graf about her own bravery and initiative before finally attempting to get to the point but still whiffing pathetically.
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Oh wow man I wonder who the two were
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Try a lower angle, maybe? 45 can be too shoulder-y.
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When you pry it from my cold dead flight deck - HEY STOP THAT
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Intolerance in the roasting of shitty takes is no vice
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Prostate cancer and glaucoma are signs of success.