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Everyone shut the fuck up who cares about Final Fantasy WE'RE FINALLY GETTING THE THEROS BEYOND DEATH STORY ITS NO LONGER TO BE DECIDED

This passed 215-214. We're going to lose our healthcare because 3 senior Dems have died this year. We lost Roe because Ginsburg didn't retire. We lost the election because Joe ran for reelection. Our country is being destroyed because geriatric Dems can't retire and let go of power.

One reason I don't think it's useful to argue about the correct tactics for Democrats to win elections is winning elections isn't enough. They've won the presidency 5 out of 9 times since 1992 and where are we now. The question is how we create something better than a dead cat bounce party

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Co-signed. After a certain point, you have no business legislating, because the consequences will no longer manifest in your lifetime. After a certain point, the future no longer belongs to you.

Remember when Elon fired one of his Twitter employees for liking this tweet And then Bluesky hired him lol

Movies reproduce using the plot hole btw

It's neat to see friends, who up to this point had absolutely no interest in Magic, be fucking hype about the FF set.

did you guys read the new mtg lore story where loot's wife gets turned into a pillar of salt???

ok good night everyone. let's make tomorrow a little bit better if we can

On Mass Effect, our love scenes -- soft-lit gentle scenes players got after getting to know their love interest for two-thirds of the game -- got called "virtual orgasmic rape" by Fox News. Nothing is respectable enough. They aren't attacking porn. They're attacking intimacy and openness.

iykyk #MTGxFF #FFVII

Get of the nazi site, friends. Just delete it from your phone. You'll never miss it and you won't be funding massive dirtbags.

"A revolution would result in the most vulnerable dying" No shit, Sherlock. That's why people don't launch them for funsies. Nobody calls for armed community defense for the bit. Their rights get stepped on for long enough that everyone collectively says fuck it.

Spent too much time on this

"I want people to be safe and protected. I want to live on the right side of history. I am an immigrant. My parents are refugees from Chile. We fled a dictatorship and I was privileged enough to grow up in the United States after asylum in Denmark. I stand by those protections, always."

At @edhrec.com, I took Choco from the new Final Fantasy set and answered the age old MTG question: how many Birds of Paradise do we need to end our opponents? edhrec.com/articles/see...

The wizard channels mana into a knotwork charm.

It me :3

KOSA is a censorship bill not a child safety bill KOSA is a censorship bill not a child safety bill KOSA is a censorship bill not a child safety bill KOSA is a censorship bill not a child safety bill KOSA is a censorship bill not a child safety bill StopKOSA.com

@naomeatmybutt.bsky.social brilliant. Just brilliant. commandersherald.com/creature-use...

me: hey, i just came to check if my PTO was approved? HR manager willy wonka: Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? me: ok i'll come back

Let's check out Limit Break, the Equipment-themed precon based on Final Fantasy VII. Does it work? What cards should you add? Find out here. #Commander #MTGxFinalFantasy edhrec.com/articles/lim...

@helldude.bsky.social You’ve made it big in the world of tinned fish

Both are concerned with extreme performance of femininity. The difference is, one set uses that performance to subvert gender norms. The other uses that performance to reify them. It's worth remembering that fascists absolutely recognize that gender is a performance. They just use it differently.

"Are you ready, kids?" "Aye-aye, Birgi!" "I can't hear you!" "AYE-AYE, BIRGI!" OOOoooooooooooh!

Oh shut the fuck up. This is the same as Hilary Clinton saying “breaking up the big banks won’t solve racism.”

Bucky Barnes being a congressman is so funny because if he was real he would absolutely be the most popular politician in the country. chuds would like that he’s a WWII vet that basically proves qanon is real. dems would like that he’s a 100 year old with brain damage

Heh, just remembered I made this afterward

Can we build a Hydra Commander deck without a Hydra commander? Let's give it a try with this Felothar, Dawn of the Abzan build. #EDH #Commander edhrec.com/articles/bui...