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Author of Flora Valley, Miss Lovelock and Imperfect Lives series romcoms (catherinejrobertson.com) she/her, trans rights, vote Green, owner of cats, dogs and chickens. Banner pic is Bernie judging you
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Huge hugs, you have a lot of support xxx
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What an absolute arsehole - and the recipe is perfect and yum!
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It’s lucky!!!
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What a tangled web, I mean. ‘Oh’ is one syllable too many
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I remember a whole site devoted to internet haiku. The only one I remember is:
Oh what a tangled web
I search on Ford Explorer
And get back condoms
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Oo! This is the first I’ve heard of this! When can I get my mitts on it???
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Can highly recommend the Peace Pillow - expensive but so worth it. I bought mine from Evans Osteopaths in Hastings
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Facebook is currently serving up ‘memories’ of my lovely doggo who died last year, so I’d blame FB not yourself
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Ah that’s tough, hugs x
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Oh jeez he used to be my next door neighbour, never had much to do with him and really didn’t want to
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hit me when you get the badges up. I'll get a few from you
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I personally am quite fond of cockroaches- I think he is a piece of poo that you can’t entirely scrape off the sole of your shoe so the smell still follows you everywhere
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Q: Why has the man whose party has only 8% support able to fuck over the country so completely? A: Christopher Luxon has no spine and basically doesn’t care enough to do his job
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Nice
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I hate you
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Done x
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Jesus - will be seriously rethinking my subscription to Newsroom after this
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I started getting it during peri-menopause, so annoying. Only things that help me are making sure I'm hydrated, and taking magnesium before bed (not with B vitamin additives tho as they can make it worse)
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And the snow globe joke is still good
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We freaked out my 5 year old with this movie. He’s now 33 and still hasn’t forgiven us
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Here it is! Still in pretty good condition, must find an expert to look at one of these days
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My Gran was not Māori but she had dark skin, hair and eyes so no one in London would have had a clue she wasn’t. She went back to NZ and her dodgy husband filed for divorce saying she’d had a child with another man - probably true but we can’t verify it. Married my grandad 2 yrs later, total legend
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Nooo! My Gran married a very dodgy Englishman, went with him to London and had a baby but he did the dirty and she took the baby and went to live with Eva, and they performed Māori poi dances on stage - I still have one of Gran’s poi, over 100 years old now
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Are you related to Eva Skerrett, aka Princess Iwa, who was NZ's first Māori opera singer? She was my Gran's best mate, and they performed together on stage in London. Gran was born and brought up in Bluff
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This is one of those choices like cake or death. I choose Caitlin cake!
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That is a very good grey - or gray, can never remember
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I made one with great teeth and one with truly terrible teeth, so I feel the teeth are going to decide their fate despite us
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Excellent
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Did you use a proper paella pan? Asking for someone who doesn’t have one x
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Cinnamon Ginbap
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😂😂😂
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Very sad, so sorry for you
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So sorry, what a lovely pusscat
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OMG does make gluten free hot cross buns but they are very spenny
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I had one that a friend bought for me! True twas sublime
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Toasting caramelises the fruit and allows the butter to melt, and a very important part of the whole eating experience is licking butter off your fingers. I will not change my mind.
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Yay!!
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Does Disney have it? I no longer have a DVD player
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Genuinely have a (Democrat) writer friend who lives there if you ever do go!
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I initially read that as ‘America Fisted’ and it made perfect sense
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I am genuinely envious!!