claireactually.bsky.social
Born at the age of 29. I have my Dad's autism and my Mom's ass. Happily Married to a Goblin 🥰
She/Her.
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At least you didn't fuck a De Palma movie. You could've contracted a split diopter.
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Googling "Suicide Cop character from The People's Joker plz God let this be a sequence of words that doesn't put me on a list"
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If he doesn't take away HRT, fuck it, I'll kneel before their barnacle throne.
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They call my mans Toucan Sam. The original girl sniffer.
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A little too in-jokey for me
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It's what the Spanish call cinemax
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They're gonna have to spend a lot of money changing it to "Protein Pac" once they realize the rowdy teens in the arcade are gonna deface that second "P"
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Praetorium is great for snack breaks. Nero has a lot of feelings.
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YEAAAAAAA THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT
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"If you must travel tonight, keep to the main roads. It's Easter Sunday, that's HIS time."
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Back when Justin had the delicious Ramen hair
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That's the cover version they use for movie trailers
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I had never been so glad to see a chimpanzee with a sharp object
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2 tipsy, I can't go to the Georgia O'keefe Museum like this 😞
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Hey, I used to be a dream worker, too. But then I got Dreamer's lung.
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They dyed my boy Enzo 😞