classytart.bsky.social
Oh, who knows. Perfect life simplicity engine, hurtling towards a chaotic breakfast
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Having been in seat 11A twice in the last couple of weeks, I'm taking a kind of dark comfort
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Me too. After a few furious minutes I went and changed it. But even so. wtf!
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She's a total babe. Were I in the market for a cat in Vermont, I would be right there for her.
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I'm super keen to see it, just hoping it's in a cinema near me when I can get to it
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I find it very hard to understand who cares who is using a portaloo in a field.
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I see she needs a prop, but it's jarring these days to see someone smoking. Maybe that makes me feel the image is at least 30 years old? But her styling is not.
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The woman next to me (a stranger) was going through it so much I nearly held her hand
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I think this is the first time Alex has been wearing pants that aren't pink
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The WWWWWUUUUUUUUUU and we had to cut a path through them to escape!
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I was at an event in the upstairs room of a pub, and when it finished, turns out the pub's big telly is right next to the stairs, so we just came face to face with a *wall* of men staring at us and making their Noises
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Same people who say "looks delicious" at any picture of a cow/pig/lamb/chicken, and probably related to the people who try to make everything weirdly sexual.
The small mercy is we don't have to live with them.
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I've never worked with her, but I'm very fond of @deixispress.bsky.social
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They deliberately interacted with a printer AND a scanner!
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When you also work in coding the error messages, trying to make them as helpful as possible, it really makes you think about running for the hills
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Have you ever worked an IT helpdesk? I used to be driven mad by that one. What did the error message say? They didn't read it. OK, let's try again and read it this time, see if it helps.
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The important thing to remember is, the person the card is for can't tell who wrote the message first. So just write "happy birthday, I wrote this first"
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Same. If you're too cowardly to type "fuck off" you don't get to use the words. But I'm no coward, and I'm a grownup, so, yeah, fuck off policing.
(On a related note, my phone autocorrected "don't" to "cunt" in that sentence, so maybe I use the words too much?)
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The people who hate seeing swears are the ones I hate most, as it's so easy to mute those words and never see them again. You don't even need to learn to scroll past
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I try all kinds! I don't have a face for specs. Plus, fringe gets in the way, hard to know where it should sit
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I do not look good in sunglasses
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She went so hard on a egg cooking method dispute. Zero tolerance.
(If I ordered poached in a cafe and that came, I'd send it back)
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I am certain of that
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Is there a reason he couldn't have just sold the farm and moved to a town? He's given up the property either way
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I love him
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Yes, and no, in that order
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I think they should have me on payroll, as I offer/recommend it to so many people for blisters, chaps, callouses, grazes, horrible feet, even one lady for nose bleeds! (We were in Namibia and the dry air gave her nose bleeds, but lanolips in the nostrils fixed it)
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I got hooked on lanolin though that one. But, don't worry, any lanolin is good. Here's two I have. I always travel with lanolin. It's a miracle product. The tub one has a faint smell but is WAY cheaper.
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I've never seen any real "this colour cat behaves this way" evidence outside memes. I hadn't even heard the "because Orange" thing until a few years ago on social media.
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It's all the juiced up influences selling their "high protein diet" and supplements that cause it, I think. People have lost sight of the fact that it's really easy for most people to eat a good amount protein in normal food.
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And as if the hackers' plans wouldn't have cost the Coop money and disrupted the business.
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Good morning Margo Leadbetter
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It's they're any explanation why?
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Some things should be held back. Generally, those are things that we recognise affect, disadvantage, harm, rob other people.
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It's the Ricky Gervais laugh pose!
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For me, you post cats that other people aren't posting, you give a little insight into where they came from, but the main thing is your care - you care about the source of the image, you care to put nice alt text, a link to the source if its online, and you care about animal welfare.
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I was never wildly into SW. I grew up with the films being on TV and friends having toys and I enjoyed them, but was never a Fan. Episode VIII was great, though. I saw it in the cinema and it was exciting and cool and had all this potential.
And Ep IX found each spark from that and stomped on them.
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Nice to have my prejudices confirmed: the people who like the AI are the same people who read the Mail.
(I do know this is bad, but I still enjoy the Mail losing a few clicks)
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From
www.theguardian.com/money/2025/m...
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And tablets to do homework on. The only thing the letter listed that's not actually needed for a basic level of life in modern society is tattoos, but those things have very poor resale value, so you might as well keep them. :)
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And Netflix is quite a modest 'luxury' to keep a family entertained.
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They never consider the time aspect of breakfast clubs, do they? The kids getting to school early means the parents can get to work on time.
And loads of children are there? Great, no sigma, and it's fun, better chance of your friends being there, too.
I *want* my taxes to pay for breakfast clubs!
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Yes! As if you buy one every week, and there aren't several over 40" under £100 on Gumtree at any time, if you don't have family to give you a hand-me-down.
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Whoa
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Do you keep going and opening the door to admire your work?