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11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls

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I don't think I've ever seen font-mixing done well. I'm not some font bigot, but a random, oversized, cursive word in the middle of a normal sentence is not, you know, doing it for me.

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Sam, it’s me, Cheesy Breadman. Wanted to let you know that there’s Domino’s™ Pizza in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this flavorful flatbread at any time. You don’t need to use any utensils to eat pizza. It comes sliced, and if you fold a slice vertically, it increases structural stability

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"It just doesn't make any sense. We had all the worst people endorsing us. We didn't express any desire to give people what they need. We didn't speak out against the horrors. Where did we go wrong?"

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

"A rising tide lifts all boats," they say. From their skyscrapers. On land. With locked doors.

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Took a long break from Bluesky bc I have no self-control regarding my phone, and logged on today to discover 1) my friend who recently critically evaluated her gender is now critically evaluating her OS (huge W) 2) somebody retweeted my silly little post about dumb star war glasses (moderate L)

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buffering...

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The experience of watching in realtime as someone reevaluates their entire opinion of you after learning you drive stick is singular. All the more so if they've known you a long time.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

The trend of fantasy novels following the form "An X of Y and Z" cannot end soon enough.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

“You’re very rude to me, aren’t you?” “I am very rude to you because of what you’ve done to my country.” @mrjamesob.bsky.social is less than impressed with Brexit voter Richard.

submitted 39 days ago • 55 comments

Andor asks and answers the daring question -- what would cunty sunglasses look like in the Star Wars universe?

submitted 39 days ago • 3 comments

I am going to make sourdough today no one can stop me

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Just checked the tracking on an order. It has passed through the following cities: Mesa, AZ Goodyear, AZ El Paso, TX Lathrop, CA San Pablo, CA I'm at a loss how this makes sense, even with an understanding of shipping companies' hub and spoke models.

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

Thinking about the tie analogues in Andor.

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

response time

submitted 42 days ago • 37 comments

Dogs are perfect* *except for the shitting and the barking and the pissing and being smelly and the tearing up the furniture and the

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Born to left. Forced to right.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer

submitted 44 days ago • 513 comments

he has many good qualities but also many bad qualities 😔

submitted 44 days ago • 69 comments

i want someone to calculate how much these collective decisions cost, that it may radicalize us all, ferally

submitted 43 days ago • 136 comments

Listen, you could meet and marry the love of your life, get a job that pays well enough for them to stay at home, and come home to the smell of freshly baked bread -- or you could simply buy a bread machine.

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Me: why does the media keep pushing this message that the Dems need to move right to get votes, even though they're already conservative by many other countries' standards? Media: *is owned by billionaires* DNC: *is owned by billionaires* Me: it could be anything

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Fun fact: German chemist Felix Hoffman synthesized aspirin and then just 11 days later synthesized heroin. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felix_H...

submitted 325 days ago • 6 comments

Nicolas Cage Thank You For Making Art - @okokok.org

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