clvps.bsky.social
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So… no weight standards for sheriffs?? Blood type is “glazed doughnut”.
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Clip the wings? Hell, they yanked them off the damn thing.
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Why does Kristi have that woman on her back??
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… TWICE!
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Well, I hate to use salty language, but he sounds like a real fucking joy to be around. JK, he’s an idiot and I can’t wait to to see his Grindr activity made public.
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How many deaf GOP ears did this fall onto?
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Oh, please hold him up at the border or the airport for a few hours and then just turn him away. If it’s at the airport, do not let him off the plane, make him stand in the doorway.
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Aren’t “thoughts and prayers” supposed to be for school shootings?
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He didn’t get shot, he hit a Secret Service agent’s holster with the side of his head when he was being tackled on stage. There is a YouTube video that goes over it in great detail.
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Medicaid & Medicare are going to be a thing of the past. They will both be history by August. It’s what they told us they were going to do and most of the people that voted for him didn’t believe it. Now they’re all walking around with a “shocked Pikachu face”, amazed that he would do such a thing.
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Not 1 ounce of respect for that guy. Oh, he’ll get voted into the Hall of Fame because there are lots of players just like him already in there. I hope when they play the highlight reel, it includes all the dirty hits, the face licking and the cheap shots he did during his career.
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Pam is a 5W light bulb burning during daylight hours: not very bright. Every time she happens, she just goes lower and lower.
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2 for 2 in the “spoil elections in other countries for the right wing”. That’s a bigly average!
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“Servant”?
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A kingdom run by a clown is called a “circus” or a “Trump venture”.
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I like Bloomberg, but I’m not gonna pay $1.99 per month to a billionaire just to read news articles. To buy cheap goods, yes I’ll pay. Read the news? That’s a hard “no”.
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… and his followers think he’s their new savior.
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Hey, southeastern United States, and Texas! You voted for this clown, now you get the reap the rewards of having to shovel your house off the beach or out of the swamp muck because he didn’t like being corrected on a hurricane tracking map, so he got the agency. ENJOY!! You’re welcome!
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He wants to get rid of the small business people. I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets rid of the SBA altogether. He just wants to have a great big government stores and markets just like, oh I can’t remember who used to do that, yes I can! USSR! Welcome to Donald Trump‘s USSR!
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Do you expect rational thinking from an elderly man who applies bronzer with a spray gun and whose hair resembles decaying fiberglas insulation?
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We have 2 choices:
1) Remembering what a free democracy was like
Or
2) Remembering when we stopped the MAGAts & billionaires from destroying America for their own personal gain.
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“He takes OUR money”
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He didn’t get shot. He bumped his ear against one of the Secret Service agent’s holster. Watch the video on YouTube. It is hilarious! If he did get shot in the ear, it would’ve been ripped off his skull.
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In two years, he’ll be able to tuck them into his pants.
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The apple doesn’t fall far from the garbage truck
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This is an official Trump administration “Oopsie doodle”. If three more occur in the month of April, everyone gets a free pizza!
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They’re gonna bounce like a missed free throw from Shaquille O’Neal.
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Where did they get those numbers from, Tesla? If they did get it from Tesla, I’m thinking that the numbers were fudged because 13% does not seem like a lot, unless they took it from one specific area of the United States.
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Perhaps she was brought along to explain the big words to him.
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I don’t wanna say, “I told you so”because I realized that we can’t tell them anything because they won’t listen to the facts. Has anyone thought to hold the media sources that spew bullshit accountable or are we going to let them continue with their “alternate facts”?
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If you get two more revocations, you get a free foot-long sub from “Jersey Mike’s”!
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Sure… but who does their taxes?
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Possible? They have their Doordash sent to the White House.
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Need something better than “on BS”. Sounds like… y’know. How about “B-Sky” or “not that Nazi (allegedly) platform, X”?
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Whereas I am very happy that we have a community food bank, I do find it appalling that one of the richest nations in the world has to have community food banks. Also, for a nation that claims “the bible sez”, those in power do not follow it very well.
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I expect nothing less from our felon-in-chief
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Because that would make good sense
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What a wonderful person! How many children does she have and when will she use them as a shield from the oncoming barrage of negative responses.
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Where is an aneurysm when you needed the most?
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After reading that, I now have a migraine. Thank you.
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He dunks his face in a Tupperware bowl of spaghetti sauce.
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… and just like that, Gavin Newsom was no longer relevant.
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Issue this challenge to Elmo: he cannot shove an entire q-tip into his ear canal.
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“Why won’t he?” Got a few: he’s scum, liar, thief, illiterate moron, horrible business acumen, Epstein was a bud of his, Elon works him like a muppet, SA’d numerous women & US flags (allegedly), cannot fathom politics, & finally - he’s Putin’s BITCH!!
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“This just in: the little kid with brain cancer, who was made a Secret Service agent, was laid off this morning in a cost-cutting move.”
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“Little Donnie, who broke the lamp?”
“It was Joe Biden and the radical left!”
“Wut?”
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“Give us your tired, your poor, your hudd- LOL, JK, GTFO!!”
- DJT
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He would’ve taken one look at Neville Chamberlain and said, “That guy is a fraud, I never liked him. I can make a better deal!Watch this!”
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Dude! I was trying to eat lunch!
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You do realize you’re talking about a man who applies skin bronzer to his face with a paint roller. And don’t get me started on his “hair”.