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Gong to be very funny when we finally get to see it and it's like Michael Clayton.

These pieces, and many more, are now in my Etsy store. There are caricatures at a range of prices to suit all pockets, so please drop in and have a browse: www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Teal... #caricature #art

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants

Using an image, show me a movie you are sure you have watched more than 10 times

My latest for the New York Times:

He's the new me. I'm sending him to work and I'm going to stay home and sleep all day in a little round bed

Issuing a major “Hell Yeah” on this

I’m from Chicago, so you can rest assured that not only will I be voting Democrat in New York City’s upcoming mayoral election, I will be voting twice.

girl are you from tennessee because theres a car with tennessee plates getting towed for being parked in a handicapped spot

We really need some laws to make sure that if you’re wearing glasses that record video everyone knows it. Legally mandate that if you’re wearing smart glasses you also have to wear a cap with a propeller on it

I finished my Superman painting. Pretty pleased with how he turned out. This 12" x 16" original painting is now available in my Etsy store: www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4... #caricature #art

Elvis, Doc Brown, and Onco the clown are now available in my Etsy store, alongside more of my #caricature work: www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Teal... #art

The Alien, from Alien:

Tony Soprano head study. I always felt he'd make a great painting. Anyone care to commission it..? Huh? HUH? #caricature #art

slatted sunlight through Venetian blinds illuminates my private detective office in stark contrast as I ram home the aeropress plunger on my third decaf of the day. frisking my jacket pockets, I pull out a plastic packet and shake its contents onto my desk. only four Haribo Goldbears left. no reds

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

If you're looking for something that puts a new twist on classic pop-culture moments, these three recent pieces of mine are available to buy. Give me a prod via @ reply or Chat messages. #caricature #art

My husband @tealcartoons.bsky.social painted this. And unless someone buys it, I'm going to have to live with it. I'll even throw in a signed, advance copy of my next book SLEUTH-HOUND if someone's interested 👇😂

I finished the creepy clown. If anyone is weird enough to want to own this, please message me. I dare you. Acrylics on 16" x 20" canvas board. #caricature #art

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

Vintage Hollywood movie star John Gilbert. Pencils and white gel pen on toned paper. #caricature #art

i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

Happy Dracula Day to all who celebrate. #caricature #art

I think you just fixed the Pro Bowl

Says here an online service I have used is updating their privacy terms. No doubt to better protect me, the user

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured

Just in from @tealcartoons.bsky.social – a fresh batch of brilliant Limited Edition Prints! 🖼️✨ We’re especially loving the Indiana Jones and Joker pieces 👀🔥 Take a look at the full collection on our website: www.primrosegallery.co.uk

RIP George Wendt. Here he is in my Superfans #caricature. #art

I'd be very grateful if you would welcome @primrosegallery.bsky.social to Bluesky, folks. #art