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codeswallop.bsky.social
Central NJ | ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘ฌ | gaymer, musician, husband, and dad to two delightful miniature dachshunds ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿพ
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๐Ÿ˜” ugh, Iโ€™m sorry! Being sick is awful, but thank you for taking a test instead of brushing it off and spreading it to your friend (and anyone else!!). I hope you feel better soon and it doesnโ€™t linger!! โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน
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Stunningly beautiful!!! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’ž
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Ahhh!! Happy birthday!!! ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’™
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For real!! I was fully anticipating a different camping experience ๐Ÿ˜‚ (there are definitely camping spots for the more ~promiscuous~ queers)
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Okay, this actually seems super wholesome and fun!!!
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Calling my insurance company because my basement just flooded
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Yesss!! Keep it up!! ๐Ÿ˜ I got into a consistent workout routine in January of last year and then really honed in on my goals a few months later by changing my eating habits, and that was a game-changer! I may not give every workout 100%, but I show up 100% of the time, and thatโ€™s what matters!! ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ
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We flew a Lufthansa A340 to Germany around this time last year!! A baby was screaming for about three hours while everyone was trying to sleep (talk about a red-eye), but we loved that plane! Hope you have a safe trip back!!
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Okay, but also, youโ€™d better werk!!! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ (hopefully they give you a raise with the additional responsibilities ๐Ÿ‘€)
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My beach-loving husband says this every time we see more rain in the weekend forecast ๐Ÿฅฒ
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YES!! Wishing you the best of luck today!!! ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ€
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I guess itโ€™s better to know their quirks before accepting a position, but it sucks, because youโ€™ve put in so much time/prep for these interviews, only to end up hearing this ๐Ÿ˜” ugh!!! Keeping my fingers crossed for calls back from better places ๐Ÿคž
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Got emotional reading this!! ๐Ÿฅบ Happy anniversary!!! ๐Ÿ’ž
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Continually sending you all of the good vibes, thoughts, energy, etc.!!!! ๐Ÿ™Œ โœจ๐ŸŒˆโœจ Iโ€™m sincerely hoping the right people call you back!!! ๐Ÿ’™
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Suddenlyโ€ฆ
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Or on a Tuesday night, AM I RIGHT? ehuhuhuโ€ฆ
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Ohhh I love red velvet cake ๐Ÿคค so I say dig in!!! ๐Ÿ˜œ Hope you have a wonderful birthday!!! ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ’™
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This + having anxiety when waiting in lines + security people yelling at you ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ 
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๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿซ‚
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Hubby and I voted early last week!! ๐Ÿ˜Š thanks for voting!! These primaries matter, too!!!
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๐Ÿ’€. Love this.
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RO!!! LMAO
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๐Ÿ˜จ theyโ€™re the same picture
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This transformation is incredible!! And the sign above the door!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’š
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Stomach problems? I think they mean poopy down my leeeeeeg
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Yesss!!! ๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’š
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LOVE it!! And love the shirt too!!! ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ
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ERIC PLEASE ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿฅต
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๐Ÿ˜ฉ rip, gone too soon ๐Ÿ’” love your flowing mane
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Stunning. And the weather looks nice, too ๐Ÿคช Also, love the subtle ๐Ÿซณ
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Damn @ that last photo!!! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅต (respectfully, of course) also there was a guy wearing a massive Italian/rainbow flag riding on the back of a float at the pride parade, and I thought it was you!! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น
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Okay, youth!!! Happy Birthday!!! ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’™
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And there were so many ducks!!! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’™
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Pretzels and the sweetest date?? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’™ YAAAAAS!!!
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Oh my guuuuush happy birthday, Mr. Luke Puddinโ€™!!! โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ’™
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Oh my goodness ๐Ÿ˜” Iโ€™m so glad youโ€™re okay ๐Ÿ’™ but still so irritated about this happening to you. People are so fucked up!! ๐Ÿ˜ž
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Weโ€™re planning to go to the WP parade for a couple of hours tomorrow with our friends ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Oh my goodness this all looks amazing!! ๐Ÿ˜ Happy birthday, beautiful!!! ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’™
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Holy crap, what an amazing lineup!! This is called โœจlivingโœจ
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Beat me to the comment on the loose kerning!!
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Itโ€™s freaking absurd!! :( Iโ€™m so grateful that youโ€™re okay, but I absolutely hate that this happened to you. WTF!!! ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ