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cody.social
Mischievous sprite in New Orleans. I do my best to forget social media exists for days at a time but I often fail. Proud to be the first Poet Laureate of the Darvaza Gas Crater. Proud also to be to the first to make a Brand Nubian joke on the Fediverse.
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Me: how do you give up without a fight? The Democratic Party: 🎼Imagine there’s no Heaven. It isn’t hard to do Me: If you talk about Imagination one more time, you won’t be imagining an ass whooping.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

A good use of A.I. would be for my phone to just never tell me I have a phone call or voicemail unless it’s my mom, someone in jail, or a damsel in distress.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Any discussions of punters that omits Brad Wing ignoring the play call, audibling with no one else knowing, and scoring a 52 yard touchdown that got called back for taunting is glory erasure.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

@kenwhite.bsky.social I have a very non-urgent legal question. How many doors does it take before police need separate warrants? What if you had a house floating on balloons like in Pixar’s Up? Could Up’s wife have hidden dope? Normal CA, NY, DE, etc. law. I know Louisiana law is quirky.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I’d like pickleball on TV more if there were kids having water balloon fights next to all the courts and contestants had to dodge all that too. Obviously, the water balloon fight is a separate contest where everyone wins.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments