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cody.social
Mischievous sprite in New Orleans. I do my best to forget social media exists for days at a time but I often fail. Proud to be the first Poet Laureate of the Darvaza Gas Crater. Proud also to be to the first to make a Brand Nubian joke on the Fediverse.
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I’m against food dyes and stuff but the clear gummy bears (delicious) do need to be a different color from the yellow ones (not delicious). We also need more shades of red so we know whether it’s fake strawberry or fake watermelon. We have red 40. We need an Apollo level mission for pink.

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While everyone is focused on Elon v Musk, I’m just gonna drop a news dump: I poisoned one food item in each of your homes.

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The new Holy Father has performed his first documented miracle

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@bencollins.bsky.social I really want to thank you for making a print edition. I was stealing napkins from bars to light my smoker and spread cross crawfish boil tables since my local paper disappeared. We need old newspapers to keep traditions alive.

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