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The fortune teller turns over my last tarot card. Its a picture of a hot dog, one end has a mouth and is eating the other end like an Ourobouros. "The Eternal Devourer. You are watched over by powerful spirits, my child."

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Cid: Time to use my Limit Break! Hyaah! Tifa: wtf you just lit a stick of dynamite and threw it at them Cid: Excuse me, do I make a comment every time you punch someone and dolphins materialize out of nowhere Vincent: I can transform into a Frankenstein!

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Sewing machine injuries are trivial when you think about it because if you get hurt it's already stitched up

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I couldn't be a submarine captain because I would just want to look through the periscope all the time and we'd get discovered

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I think Alex Firer deactivated his account so I hope everything is alright with him and he's ok. 🙏

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Tifa: Barrett, I know we're friends, but you need to pay your tab at Seventh Heaven Barret: c'mon Tifa can't you do me one favor for once Tifa: I babysit your kid while you plan eco-terrorism missions in the basement Barret: ...here's your gil

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Cyan: gasp, it's the Phantom Train, it takes departed souls to the Afterlife Sabin, thinking to himself: I could probably suplex this train Shadow, thinking to himself: Sabin should suplex this fucking train

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Barret: Mako is the lifeblood of the planet, you guys, and Shinra is suckin' it dry. We gotta wake everyone up Me, chugging out of a barrel filled with Mako: glurglgggl Shinra's sucking what now, I wasn't listening

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Making direct eye contact with the final boss of an RPG while I consume every potion in my inventory when I'm already at max health as a power move

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Ketchup doesn't really need to go on or with anything

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Watched my niece get pied in the face for a fundraiser at her school

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Pronouncing Canada like Can-YAH-dah

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Buffy: We can’t let Willow kill Warren! If she takes a human life, we’ll lose her forever! Willow: I killed Warren. Buffy: Okay, we can’t let her take another human life or we’ll lose her forever. Willow: I also killed Rack. Buffy: Six or more people and we lose her forever.

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If you can't handle me at my Dante's Valley you don't deserve me at my Dante's Peak

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I'm making pigs in a blanket but with breakfast sausage links and this is the best/fattest idea I've ever had

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Mr. Penguin's Poppers

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My life plan now is to crystallize into pure magic and be used to learn spells/ be a summon monster

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The new Superman blizzard at work shows up as "SPRMN CKDGH" on the order screens and it's all i can do to resist thinking Spermin' Cockdough everytime I see it

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Who wants to undergo a traumatic supernatural experience and subsequently develop a shared psychic bond that let's us fight off an alien invasion together?

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Things I'm into right now to keep the sad away 1. Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster 2. Rewatching Buffy 3. Wendy's Spicy Cajun Chicken sandwich (but dang, that sodium) 4. The podcasts No One Can Know About This and Final Fancast

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Yes, podcasts. This will fix everything. I dont have to exist for several hours while I listen to 2 guys I pretend are my friends debate the quality of fast food. I am saved. Thank you internet

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I hate that they want to kill everyone I love, I hate that they make me hate, I hate the hurt and the pain they inflict, just make it stop

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