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BREAKING: Elon in battle suit made out of his own children approaching White House, duel with Trump imminent

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Oh good, I've been worried lately that our water doesn't have enough dissolved plastic in it

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Can’t wait to see these iconic Final Fantasy Tactics quotes in their original context.

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Not too sure about the Switch 2 having the option to run directly off my own life force, but hey I wasn't using it much anyway, am I right

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Seems like with the way they treat their employees they think they already have robots for workers

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Why hasn't there been a Wario Kart game? Seems like money left in the table tbh. Do a whole run of Wario sport titles. Cheating could not only be allowed but encouraged.

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The fortune teller turns over my last tarot card. Its a picture of a hot dog, one end has a mouth and is eating the other end like an Ourobouros. "The Eternal Devourer. You are watched over by powerful spirits, my child."

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Cid: Time to use my Limit Break! Hyaah! Tifa: wtf you just lit a stick of dynamite and threw it at them Cid: Excuse me, do I make a comment every time you punch someone and dolphins materialize out of nowhere Vincent: I can transform into a Frankenstein!

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Sewing machine injuries are trivial when you think about it because if you get hurt it's already stitched up

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I couldn't be a submarine captain because I would just want to look through the periscope all the time and we'd get discovered

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I think Alex Firer deactivated his account so I hope everything is alright with him and he's ok. 🙏

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Tifa: Barrett, I know we're friends, but you need to pay your tab at Seventh Heaven Barret: c'mon Tifa can't you do me one favor for once Tifa: I babysit your kid while you plan eco-terrorism missions in the basement Barret: ...here's your gil

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Cyan: gasp, it's the Phantom Train, it takes departed souls to the Afterlife Sabin, thinking to himself: I could probably suplex this train Shadow, thinking to himself: Sabin should suplex this fucking train

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Barret: Mako is the lifeblood of the planet, you guys, and Shinra is suckin' it dry. We gotta wake everyone up Me, chugging out of a barrel filled with Mako: glurglgggl Shinra's sucking what now, I wasn't listening

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Making direct eye contact with the final boss of an RPG while I consume every potion in my inventory when I'm already at max health as a power move

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Ketchup doesn't really need to go on or with anything

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Watched my niece get pied in the face for a fundraiser at her school

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Pronouncing Canada like Can-YAH-dah

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Buffy: We can’t let Willow kill Warren! If she takes a human life, we’ll lose her forever! Willow: I killed Warren. Buffy: Okay, we can’t let her take another human life or we’ll lose her forever. Willow: I also killed Rack. Buffy: Six or more people and we lose her forever.

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If you can't handle me at my Dante's Valley you don't deserve me at my Dante's Peak

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I'm making pigs in a blanket but with breakfast sausage links and this is the best/fattest idea I've ever had

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Mr. Penguin's Poppers

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My life plan now is to crystallize into pure magic and be used to learn spells/ be a summon monster

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