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coffinflops.bsky.social
Fire swamp trash animal.
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Those shiitakes aren’t going to rehydrate themselves.
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Dust Ball Farmer: Please I need to water my crops. How else will we make dust cakes?!
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At least let Gritty chase them.
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I’m sorry Leslie. That really sucks.
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He’s got that Leland Palmer look.
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Flossing: Not just for kids anymore!
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Flossing is taking it too far. What are you? Responsible?!
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Tony Leung
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Quick, ponder it!
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Did you bring them sugar and tea and rum?
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I'm always ready with a piss pad.
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Seems like a year ago you started your program. Or was that two years ago? Time is a construct. Congrats anyway!
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Thanks! I’ve never seen a rodeo, so that could be fun.
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I thought grimdark just meant Warhammer.
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Snorting that good shit.
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Someone to shed their fur, someone that purrs.
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Very fast! Especially if they’re wearing tiny sneakers.
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We also learned hedgehog legs are longer than you’d think, which forces us to challenge our pre-conceived assumptions of hedgehog leg length.
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Budget cuts put mathematicians in parking-lot.
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Their houses can also be eaten.
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Talking about this guy.
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Um well actually they’re called potions.
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His vagus nerve got stimulated.
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It’s so the west coasters have time to go to church and make a run to Costco.