coleosssus.bsky.social
I’m here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of kick ass.
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I’m looking forward to the counter ad with him doing an homage to Risky Business
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Gold sharpies
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He’s also going to convert those four main columns into two giant “H”s to go along with the 88 foot flagpoles.
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So the World’s Best Dealmaker(tm) has to like who is sitting across from him or he runs away?
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They certainly have the “break shit” part down pat, the “move fast” part not so much. Maybe Elon should concentrate on the “move fast” part of rockets?
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Not even karaoke?
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Notice how they don’t name a single “moderate democrats who are willing to compromise with Trump”
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Follow up question: What if the bat is a Christian baby as well?
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It’s funny they don’t fear for their lives and use their guns this time.
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More like Overreaction Team
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Stood next to Randy “Macho Man” Savage at the airport
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I’m sorry, what were the operating hours again?
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Liberate the city from the government they voted for? Hmmm
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He certainly does lean
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To my knowledge he isn’t Airborne, air assault, or ranger qualified. Which is normally the bare minimum for an infantry officer.
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Did he really fight though? I read that he taught counter insurgency in Iraq, but not that he led patrols. You’d think if he was any good in combat you’d have former troops paraded around saying how brave he was. I’m sure one or two are still active duty
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Oh! The former police chief blamed the anarchist, did he? Not plain clothed police trying to manufacture a reason to have the police crack skulls and fire tear gas? Really, and why would the police lie?
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Report Melania and Elon
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Says the guy who went to Princeton.
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He’s no Vigo the Carpathian
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Yeah, white guys can’t catch a break nowadays.
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Never forget
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Sure, and John Wayne Gacy will be remembered for his paintings
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You don’t get to wave “Mass Deportations Now” signs, and now that it’s unpopular, claim to not know he wanted Mass Deportations.
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They absolutely voted for it. They didn’t think having a police state thru. But he told them exactly what he was going to do.
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You love to see it
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As a Floridian, even I don’t want to be a Floridian.
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Under his eye
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My life, reliving my choices from 40 years ago. In my fictional life I go to college and become an architect in Boston.
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Please don’t make me defend Alito
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Don’t get it twisted, I’m going to bully Nazis and transphobs anywhere I see them
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I’m gonna keep on dancing at the..
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What statute is that?
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Reminds me of the Fifth Element speech from Gary Oldman about the chaos that he creates with his broken glass. I just hope no one helps with the choking bit.
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I’d wait till the boys are back in town
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I always think of A Knight’s Tale when William was told to lose for love
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How is Tom Cruise only able to act like a human when he is being filmed?
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More like Cann’t, amiright?
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It’s a shame the government isn’t looking into immigrants with anti-Semitic views.
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Easy Catturd and a bumper sticker that said “End the Fed”
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So just one, not 1,000,001? Interesting.
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I will not be elaborating further
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Heart light on/ heart light off
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