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colin1.bsky.social
Dog dad, bike rider, CRNA school goer - I already know how to put people to sleep with bad jokes, now I’m learning to use drugs.
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Just another reason I miss HEB
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I sent this @theonion.com article to the family group chat and this is how my former roofer, carpenter, home remodeler dad responded
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Oome! I love me an Ooni 🍕
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Congrats! I wish you a lifetime of happiness!
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Where there’s a Will there’s away?
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It’s so breathtakingly beautiful just picturing it in my head 🥲
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All you have to do is never read a compatibility report and throw a bunch of drips together and see what happens!
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Ever think about how dumb of a name liquid IV is? Like ya everything that goes into an IV is liquid y’all
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I’m crying because I need that so bad right now 😭
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Watched patient perform 10 jumping jacks then return to bed. Once lying down, patient swaddled like a baby, rendering them unable to use their arms & legs. Turning wedge placed under patient’s right side and realizing this is an odd hour and it should be under the left. Will continue to monitor
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I’m starting to think this housing crisis story has legs
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The lesson: don’t go to New Jersey
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Give me an extra long needle and I’ll give mom and baby an epidural at the same time. Talk about efficiency!
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This post isn’t about Nicolas Cage’s finest role is it
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She left me on read 😬
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Polycule like molecule, holy shit. Mind blown. TIL
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What kind of syrup?
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Red Cookie Cake, they call me
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Also, what happened to the Jesse Singal follower label? I was subscribed and it send seems to have disappeared!
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If you’d be my bodyguard, though I could be your long lost pal
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So unhinged. Why can’t they have normal hobbies. Like drinking and doomscrolling
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I call mine my Workenstocks