conflummoxed.bsky.social
Canadian who believes in the greater good.
Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada.
"When faced with the unexpected, he panics."
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Please try to take up less of the mattress in future so this poor poor cat will not be unceremoniously ejected.
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How long will you have to wait before the butler delivers it to you?
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They found you.
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I have never ever liked monkeys. Or bananas.
With that in mind, I offer a hearty endorsement of your above statement.
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It's named after a bird that bursts into flames. I think that should be enough of a warning to stay away from the place. (Especially if you are a bird.)
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Temperatures in Arizona in August are approximately the same as on the surface of the Sun. You are Canadian. You are not cut out for that kind of abuse.
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Go across the street to send it.
You're welcome.
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Preferably close.....but not *too* close.
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Killer dance moves, though.
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I have to admit that this is genuinely cool.
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Their use is also *wildly inappropriate*, to keep the Wildly Theme going.
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And all those tanks being sent to Washington D.C. are not meant for a parade, are they? This is a lot more sinister than it is stupid.
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Is this the point when the little girl wakes up and realizes it has all been a bad dream? Please be that little girl. Please.
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The voices in my head want you to know that they agree with you.
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Why not invest in a cardboard box factory?
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Try taking it outside at night during a blackfly eruption. It's like a fireworks show.
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Pay-per-view? You could make a lot of money.
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I am known for not paying attention, and I was just passing through. So I cannot answer the whatever it was you just asked me. Who are you again?
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You would be the detective investigating why he keeps saying that, right? Right???
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You mean I was thinking about nine of the lesser-known moons of Jupiter? Yes. Yes I was.
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Karen is such a dungmuffin.
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About 15 minutes trying to get out of Fredericton toward Hanwell. Almost non-stop stream of cars being allowed into town, and the outbound lane was backed up way past the highway. Apparently it does not take a lot of qualifications to be hired as a flag person (or their controller).
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In my experience, virtually none of them do this. Any of this. They are operating a vehicle, they should be restricted to the roads. *Not* the walking trails.
(Disclaimer: I am not a fan.)
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Maybe time to finally introduce it to the washing machine...?
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And I drive at 84kph because that is the optimal speed for fuel efficiency. As well as the $$$, it is also safer, considering how much wildlife we have to contend with.
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Ah. I drive slower than most people (averaging around 84kph) on the Trans Canada Highway, which covers most of my route to and from work. So my travel times are usually around 23 - 25 minutes, assuming there is minimal traffic or construction delays. (This is in New Brunswick.)
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Um...32 kilometres?
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About 32km.
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Apologize to this raccoon right now.
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Aren't you forgetting your Club Z points?
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Ah, what you need to do is shop for exactly the right kind of cat food. I believe it is labelled "The Kind Of Food That Raccoons Don't Like". Yes. I think they keep it in the back room, so you have to ask a Costco employee to help you. Find the employee and ask her. Yes. Go on. Do it. Please.
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Have I ever mentioned that you frighten me?
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When you look up the word "Cool" in the dictionary, this should be the accompanying picture.
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Yes. (Please.)
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Thank you for your service.
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Your commitment to the greater good is truly inspirational, and somebody out there had better be building a statue of you at this very minute. Even better if you are riding a horse.
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The imagery is always free, though.
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Caesar Everything About Me
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Does he need to be dead first?
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Whoa, did they mistake you for the King or something???