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By morning Trump will be putting a multi-billion tariff on South Africa for the import of one Elon Musk, and Musk will be marketing his Boring Company's latest creation - the rapid-fire taco cannon.

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Saw Pan Bondi trending on Bsky and...

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Guess Pete Hegseth couldn't get enough American flag and fist emojis from the guys at work, and needed some from home too.

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Would have been Jack Lemmon’s hundredth birthday today. Not just one of the great actors, but also possessor of the best gravestone in existence.

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“Trump is acting like a king because he is too weak to govern like a president. He is trying to substitute perception for reality. He is hoping that perception then becomes reality. That can only happen if we believe him.” - Ezra Klein

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In the great highway of the sky, somewhere Richard Farnsworth and David Lynch sit by a roadside fire, one roasting a hot dog and one smoking unlimited American Spirits, and they treat each other with kindness and reminisce on what earth was like.

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