conundrummer.bsky.social
Former musician, current village idiot.
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If I was a cop, I'd always have a resting face.
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I'm sorry. I promise I'll do it again and again and again and again...
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I just quit a once great chat room because the owner insisted on letting asshole MAGA cult members join "to let us know how the other side thinks". Now it's just another cesspool full of evil MAGA assholes and idiot libs that still think they can get through to them with truth and facts.
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Might as well. Trump is turning America into a banana republic. (ironically, we can't grow them here)
Fun fact: I hate bananas and all other fresh fruit.
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The one on Uranus with the most Klingons.
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[Walking into a David Gates concert]
I see Bread people
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"debates?"
"primaries?"
"free and fair elections?"
"democracy?"
"the constitution?"
"rule of law?"
"checks and balances?"
"freedom?"
"justice?"
"liberty?"
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Ditto.
For me, it's one of many "missed that boat" movies that I'm too old and too out of touch to appreciate.
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Thank you! It's only been a couple of weeks since it rained here, but I already miss it. And we won't be getting any more rain until October, if this summer is like the last 10.
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LOL
When I lived down there, I had to go to Orange for good Mexican fast food. El Conejo on Tustin Ave was my favorite.
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This makes sense. I was born and raised in Santa Ana, and have always maintained that you'd have to be crazy to move there voluntarily.
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Yes! That's the one. For some reason, I've always attributed it to PKD. Thank you!
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Did PKD write the story about a future where 90% of the population is really dumb and the remaining 10% are really smart. But the dumb people are smart enough to enslave the smart people and make them keep their technology working? A short story I read a long time ago, in a Ford Galaxy far far away.
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So that's why you followed me!
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Thank you, Ma'am. Tits and oscillating fans are two of my favorite things.
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I watched Rogue One last night, and I completely agree with you.
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Pics or it didn't happen! 😜
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I've never felt the slightest twinge of guilt for loving this song (or this band), but I have felt tremendous pleasure every time I've listen to it.
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No doubt you'll also find those problems on Uranus. Especially after being attacked by Klingons.
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Hey! We're literally having sex right now! Pay attention. This is worse than when you asked me, "are you in yet?" Geeze!
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You think you got it bad!
youtu.be/VKHFZBUTA4k
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My Morning Battery of Poops would be a good band name.
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Must be the season. I've gone to 3 grocery stores (Fred Meyer, Trader Joe's and Winco) and they're all doing it.
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Cool! I've always wanted to watch the director's cut of Hat Trick!
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I hope you're successful. And if you ever run for president, I will vote for you!
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Jasmine Crockett/Katie Porter
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You'd bring a butter knife to a sandwich spreader fight. 😜
I keep a stick of real butter in my fridge for cooking, and for toast I use spreadable butter with olive oil, softened for 10 seconds in the microwave. I also have about 5 lbs of real butter in my freezer, since I buy them on sale.
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In that case, have a MAGA martini!
vodka
vermouth
bleach
ivermectin
light (preferably white)
vitamin A
polluted stream water
ketchup
raw unfiltered milk
fear
denial
cognitive disonance
lies
garnish with a sprig of fake Christianity
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Since it's a well established fact that with MAGA right wingers every accusation is really a confession, it's entirely possible that the 2024 election was stolen from Harris.
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I resemble that remark.
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Looks better than it sounds.
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I don't get it.
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Preferably while she's still wearing them!
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I've been called a freak and a weirdo, and many worse names, because I refuse to go to bed unless all my dishes are washed and my kitchen is clean.
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Do you make it with an automatic drip or a negative press?
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It was really ice cream?
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Unfortunately, most Americans have the memory of a...
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