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Youtuber and professional dipshit Acknowledge the bad, but focus on the good Be kind to yourself and others https://youtube.com/@cookiedoujones?si=zq1XIDdpl1Bg7irL
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I wanna google simple yes or no questions without being forced to rely on a program that thinks doctors recommend people eat two rocks a day, is that SO FUCKING HARD!?!?!?

Leeets see here Minecraft world corrupted Psp emulator is a bust But alien Isolation is working fine Mic is better than last video And the remake of my dreams just came out I think i know what im doing, next paycheck

"Focus on aquiring accuracy before you try to aquire speed" - Willis "Ching" Lee Take your time. Slow down. Youll get there, I promise. You can achieve anything you wish, be the best at whatever you want, just not in a day.

Hmm... I hope this mushroom isnt poison It tastes kinda like poison

Just saw a 10 hour gameplay video Um.... My adhd makes watching an hour long video hard I remember when if a recording session took over an hour, people cut it up into multiple episodes Wish more people did that Im doing that Im totally doing that Also, Im coming back to yt soon

I am a proud American I will fly the stars and stripes until the day I die My fellow Americans We are not living in America and we are inching closer and closer to a soviet style dictatorship Im taking my American flags and im leaving And you should too

My eye just turned inside out :3

Youtube Stop advertising porn to me while im at work I actually like this job

There is nothing more american than helping the russians My favorite part of my nation's history was when Ronald Reagan said "Mr. Gorbachev, reinforce this wall!" Such a moving moment all americans have pride in

Rn theres nothing I want more than skeep... Stupid world... Makin me work and stuff...

I hate my autism, I really do. The amount of things I say that make me wanna crawl in a hole and die is too damn high

You would think the difference between strawberry jelly and grape jelly is just the flavor But oh no no no no no! Strawberry jelly is like a happy jog through a field of flowers And grape jelly is like storming Omaha beach

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Im watching Orca for the first time and-ewww eeewwww no, poor baby Ahdon like this :< Im rooting for the Orca These dudes are assholes

Pro tip The best way to deal with homophobes Is to be aggressively homo They never expect it

I have a soft spot for games thatre simultaneously the worst the franchise has to offer and the best the franchise has to offer Black Ops 2 Twilight Princess (you all loved the arbiters grounds, dont lie) Games like that

When dicember comes, I switch to Christmas music. Full time. Only Christmas music. When Christmas ends, I switch back to my normal music. And every time I do, im reminded why I dont listen to the radio. I got some FUGGIN BOPS on my playlists

One handed weapons suit me very much They leave a hand free to preform rude gestures

Oh there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red who came riding to Whiterun from ol' Rorikstead...

Cant sleep Here, have some of my patented Crazy Cookie Moments

We need another space race First to put a man on mars ( AND BRING THEM HOME ) wins

The structure of your fingers is almost identical to the structure of your arms Your arms end in tiny arms You have twelve arms

Genuinely liking taco bell is like... Fuck yeah, taco bell! ~1 hour later~ FUCK YOU TACO BELL!

Merry crimmas!

I have begun preparations for making videos again I have finally (sorta) fixed my audio issues and im currently experimenting with a new editing software :>

I am SIMULTANEOUSLY Craving Cheeseburger Pizza Breakfast Casserole Taco Bell tacos Spaghetti tacos Beef pasta A baked potato Feminine man ass And a twinkie Imma make a mess of the kitchen tonight

Always do what makes you happy 😊 no matter what anyone says to you.

Christmas Tree lit up Warm sweater and pajama pants Coffee in my hand Morning sun Sports car outside, freshly brushed of her snow Heavy metal feliz navidad cover radiating through the house Feels like Christmas 😌 Happy holidays everyone

Camel by Camel is an absolute bop and I refuse to let Zone or Minus8 ruin it for me

I draw sometimes :3

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!!!!! (Poll done with some friends of mine)

Im that guy thats annoyingly into Christmas You know The guy that keeps you up till 3am with Christmas music Except my Christmas music includes songs by Snoop Dogg, AC/DC, and Hatsune Miku

"Giddiup, giddiup, giddiup and away we go In winter wonderland Off we ride in the snow (ho ho ho) With the Left everything is grand Sleigh ride if you like me baby Don't be scared Take my hand T to the Left Eye to C if you can take a glide Giddiup the guts and step on up So we can sleigh ride" - TLC

These ads keep goin on and on about "oh, people are stealing your data! Get rid of spam with our service!" Naaaahhhh bitch, im on several Do Not Call lists in india I look forward to my data being sold Shit's hilarious Do you have any idea how funny an angry scammer is? I want scammers Gimme

Good news and bad news Good news is my time of termoil may soon be over Bad news My JurassiCraft world corrupted and so we cannot continue with that world Tis alright tho, i got some new mods and imma keep the series going on a new world when I get back on the big YT

Do the folks behind PUBG not understand that all theyd need to do to make their gameplay centric ads more effective is just..... NOT do all the extra edits? Youre spending money to make your ads worse and thus earn you back less money You stoopid