cooldan.bsky.social
The rugged individualists, they yearn for government funded and operated social media platforms
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Cspam socialism thread is at 6,196 pages and counting
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I’ve been saying this for ages: this place needs more sex bots
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Equally confusing with BTS reuniting
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Most new homes don’t even have kitchen tables anymore; they have open floor plans with island countertops and dining room tables. Cummo is out of touch
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Why does she look like a lesbian aunt
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Have you gone to the east Portland community centers pool? It’s like a water park!
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We have multiple air shows every year across the country and those are way cooler than parades. Why doesn’t he want an air show they could spell his name in the sky
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That’s such a nice house. I love a nice craftsman!
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Sears catalog picture
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Breakfast pizza is bad and you should not use sausage gravy as pizza sauce
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Come on, you know he bought the 9/11 reg date
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Except for that piano
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Bud light, huh
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Oh no more free pr? They’re not gonna curate a Disneyland experience for the AP to see how heroic and good the US is acting in the historically morally grey activity known as war?
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When he was in high school he once jumped into a women’s track meet to race them and prove a man was faster
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Mozzarella. It’s so utilitarian but doesn’t belong on a sandwich
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Candy betas mad they can’t have treats rn
Drink alphas happy it’s almost lemonade and iced tea season
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Gen z got yugioh AND beyblade
Sorry but that’s GOAT
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I had it once in San Diego and the only thing I remember was how the burger, fries, and soft drink were the same temperature
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I think it’s gotta be complicated. On one hand, you think there is actually chameleon people controlling the planet. On the other, you carry a rainbow chrome gas station butterfly knife that you’re 1,000% serious could take down any opponent
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Next time take him to the coolery. You are what you eat after all wink emoji
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Soyrim
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Did a certain cow write this??
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Ah ur so beautiful it would be crazy for us to have sex since I’m your ceo and hr director … jk, unless??
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Even in the profile piece they’re mostly public sector employees. So congrats to them for voting their own jobs away.
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Why do they keep writing profiles about these supposed warrior poets from rust belt rural communities as if they’re the swing voters? Their towns pop has shrunk by half and will never recover. Neither party is offering them an economic olive branch.
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Lmao if you’re not jazzed up thinking about those crispy ice spider dippers hitting the TGI Fridays happy hour half off app rotation
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Behold the master race
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Cmon man, it’s THAT couple. They’re financed by Thiel. You keep seeing them every few months because he pays for the puff pieces.
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Yes it’s a great deal. I bought a new brother printer in 2019 and it’s still going strong. We had to change out the ink drum once and it’s printed probably 500-1000 pages
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It’s a tight film. Doesn’t overstay it’s runtime, has a fairly basic plot. Even at its lowest points the situation never feels despairing
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Years back Chapo made a joke about how Newsoms power only exists in CA; like a Nazgûl he can’t pass running water like the Colorado river.
I think about that every time he attempts something weird on the National level
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Was this reporter from MyPillowNews
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That’s just flavor enhancement
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40 is the new 30
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Those dollar amounts are great. Olive Garden giving $9,000 to GOP versus McDonalds giving $800,000 but on the red/blue meter McDonalds is closer of an ally lol
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A 29 minute briefing, all cable news networks are streaming it uncut. RFK, struggling to breath, sputters three words: “sonic… the… hedgehog”
Cue a buncha slides of sonic fan art
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Franchise fast food owners are donating to GOP en masse? Oh whoa that’s crazy what a plot twist petite Bourgeoisie flipping the table on us
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Yo Salt n Straws got a chocolate and potato chip flavor right now that would be right up your alley
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Didn’t China do a communism and now their cities are full of people splurging on electric cars and Gucci handbags while we barter for eggs and hype up mobile homes
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We need a new culture to idolize. Romans, Greeks, Japanese are played out. Maybe English robber barons?