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My favorite thing to do for dinner when I am home alone is scroll Doordash for a half an hour and then make a bagel from the freezer.

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I can’t wait to see all the MAGAs who suddenly became pro EV for Musk go back to hating them. Wonder how many of them will regret their $100k Cybertruck purchase. 🤣🤣🤣

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#TACO

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Wordle doesn’t take it easy in Fridays.

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My favorite part of having cameras outside my house is I can see when the pool guys arrive and watch them realize that we don’t have a pool and they went to the wrong house.

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I don’t understand why the market ever reacts positively to anything Trump does or says; knowing full well he we eventually do something stupid in the near future.

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#NowSpinning

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#NowSpinning

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This is the type of game where the Knicks would have brought in Herb Williams and the crowd would have gone wild.

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All these NBA players thinking they’re Caitlin Clark taking these logo threes.

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Instead of 86 47, just say 133. MAGA can’t add anyway.

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I don't know how the Knicks expect to win if they don't fall behind by 20.

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Pope Leo played the long game.

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Celtics are hoping they keep their lead under 20 points so they don't activate the Knicks comeback protocol.

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#NowSpinning

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Congratulations, Pope Leo. The second American Pope. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW1d...

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BREAKING NEWS: 🚨🚨 Trump signs executive order. Employees no longer required to wash hands before returning to work.

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How can the NBA refs overturn a basket that happened three minutes earlier?

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Q: “What’s the difference between Donald Trump and trans people?” A: “There are trans people courageous enough to serve in our military.”

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Told work I couldn't come in this week because I got called for Conclave duty.

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Holy shit, Knicks! Heck of a time to finally beat the Celtics this year!

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I never had to worry about my phone telling me what was going to happen in the basketball game I was watching on TV a few seconds before I saw it on the screen when I was a kid.

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Hey Commanders fans, we have room for you in the Meadowlands.

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Can someone go to Dearborn and interview the Trump voters?

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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-tank-c...

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ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers theonion.com/ice-ope...

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Start your weekend with @alyankovic.bsky.social on Random Record Friday. #NowSpinning #Vinyl

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