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Density’s Child
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I didn’t even realise he was Kristoff until afterwards either, because my brain is feeble.
There’s only two things one gets when going all doe-eyed at the USA:
Diabetes and orders to do a shitload of someone else’s dirty work.
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I was forced to watch recently.
The brilliance I’d been missing - and of this scene partic.
Probably hits differently, now the USA is Hindenburging itself to absolute shit, but I’m with George.
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She had given her intellectual integrity away to her husband, and he had abdicated it, with his own, to FOX NEWS.
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The lesson is, seek the truth.
Even if you trust someone, you must understand it for yourself, and you must not simply take their word for it.
She was disappointed that she had fallen for the lies her entire life.
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That’s his goal, to destroy the USA.
He’s succeeding.
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He said it tho. For LOLs.
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Well. Using Ghostbusters 2 still frames to contextualise our utter contempt for modern life.
Go off, us kings.
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Couldn’t have gone to a more deserving and needy community.
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Yeah that’s just a floor isn’t it
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It might go down in history like the 1936 Olympics.
No hyperbole intended.
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I get the impression that the handshake would be riddled with those things anyway.
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Don’t panic, I studied them.
They’re really good at this.
**enters Lion enclosure**
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I heard a myth that cats have a non-lethal terminal velocity.
As long as they fall from sufficient height to orientate themselves, they should be fine.
Teach him a lesson though wouldn’t it.
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I guess the person may have assumed the footage was AI generated.
It’s a possibility of course, but if someone is that disenfranchised and suspicious of all media, then I doubt they’re getting all clammy about it on BlueSky.
USA elected Putin’s own agent Orange.
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Nostalgia always used to be my favourite.
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If the youth of today really want to shortcut out of the crisis coming for their era, they want to get rid of “death at work benefit”.
All the millennials are going to die at work, long before we try to claim our depleted pensions.
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A cursory glance at both your profiles shows that you’re both anti-Trump - one way or another, right?
Now look at how you’re interacting with each other.
He is winning because you’re fighting each other, and not him.
Pull yourselves together and work out who is actually making you angry.
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I’m blocked too now.
Basically just said that the mainstream meeja/press were making it all up.
I expect he was maybe from a long line of disgraced former police officers.
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I just wanted to take this opportunity to say fuck you.
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(Sorry)
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Metres
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Self medication is how I stay relatable.
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The real criminals, are everyone who didn’t “like” this work of ART, sir.
Philistines, every last one.
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FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME AGREE WITH YOU.
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Have you ever met an Aidan?
I’ve not, but I can’t see it being a good experience.
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This is a cow on buckfast
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I had gone so long since I last thought about the Roman Empire - it was almost a record.
Yesterday afternoon.
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You’re right - it’s fine not to like things for any reason, but if that reason is slavishly being a hipster, and rejecting things which are of legitimate merit, then…
they can fill their boots with something horrible and unpopular I suppose.
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I’ll maintain my current strategy:
“Don’t”
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“You will pay the consequences” isn’t even how we say it in English.
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Only moments ago (after witnessing a bad one) I was wondering if there could be a nice catcall.
“Good morning!” was the best I could come up with, not that I have any experience.
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God damnit, followed.
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No, I loved it but intrusive realities just burst through my brain and fell out of my mouth fingers.
Sorry.
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The **best** coal
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“American” could include Canada, Peru, Argentina etc. “No thanks”
So now the issue is using US domestic coal - mostly lignite.
What, US residents don’t fancy being underground?
Guess wages are going to need to be high.
Sorry, loving this, the age of finding out.
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GTA is a huge piss-take of US culture, and I love it - most especially because Rockstar are based in Scotland.
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Just needed to tell you that I love you, and am now in follow of you because of only this tweet.
Yeah I said tweet, don’t make this our first fight.
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It’s a small blessing that in the U.K. we can probably just get totally fucked by him, but without having to listen to him quite so much.
It’s not like he even speaks the language.
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Are you implying they are not contemptible, or just that they are not **even** worthy of contempt?
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"Breaker 1-9, come on back. As soon as you drop that load at dollar general, I'm gonna need that essay on the symbolism in Wuthering Heights. 10-4, over." 😏
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Good evening.
Not a spring onion in disguise, are you?
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If you enable me to eat my rapidly increasing body-mass in lasagne, and also join me in doing so, then I would be delighted.