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corduroycheddar.bsky.social
A person, to a large extent Do not magnify profile picture My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician https://open.spotify.com/album/7jNeno9EqVSMK5ZYPG0kG7?si=8LaXN3veSIOL
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no, no I understand what you're saying, but I'm telling you that when they gave me the nickname fermented queefjuice it was out of respect

Yells “parkour” as I fall off my chair, again

Why scream when you can yodel.

I have two replies to reply guys that I like to use, the first, "how does that make you feel" and the second is "follow me." They never do

Do not follow me unless you just wanna end up brain washed

Responding to a sext with "I don't get it."

So people are now saying there's water on the moon. That's lunar sea.

quick question: wtf

If I forgot you, I'm sorry and I'll get you next time! go.bsky.app/DVCaXhy

Another run on new followers who are about to regret blind following that starter pack.

Cleaning is more fun if you think of it as redecorating your house so it looks less like a crime scene and more like a place where no one would suspect a thing

okay. i've had a lot of follows recently and i'm pretty sure i didn't post my tits. right?

go.bsky.app/FRHp4sV

Forgot the word for “lobotomy” and called it “piece of mind.”

Two philosophies of thought that I live by: Don't sweat the small stuff; In the end it just doesn't matter. It all matters.

“You’re on probation, don’t get excited” I mutter, clicking follow back

Unicorns can be very rare, depending on how you cook them

Alexa, I want to know what love is, I want you to show me.

If I were a snake, I would at least try once to lie down perfectly straight

*typing "nice personality" into the pornhub search bar*

it is exhausting being this tired

um yeah, sorry about the butthole barrage last night it'll happen again

You learn something new every day. Please, God, when will it stop?

I love that when you have certain procedures they make sure to warn you not to ride a horse like I might have one parked outside

*putting clothes on* Well maybe you shouldn't have a black couch in the office where you do interviews, then. Good day.

Cave people dipped stalactites in their drink to make gatorades

Thinking of you. <nauseated>

Pretty solid starter pack if I do say so myself. Had to stop because bsky kept glitching (no, it’s NOT dead, she’s just dramatic). If you think I missed you, complain in the comments and make me laugh.

Just did the old chilli in the eyeball thing

Hey, go clean your fan you filthy animal

What is the company policy on asking people to spit in my mouth?

there is a shitposter inside all of us it was really hard cutting him up into so many pieces

Just got home from this...what a lot of fun

A very important pack.