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corduroycheddar.bsky.social

A person, to a large extent Do not magnify profile picture My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician https://open.spotify.com/album/7jNeno9EqVSMK5ZYPG0kG7?si=8LaXN3veSIOL

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My antidepressant needs an antidepressant after seeing how much work it has to do.

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

all of my posts have directors commentary you just have to go to the menu and select it under the audio track

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

sometimes you’re the pants, sometimes you’re the suspenders

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Said the word "ghastly" today and was instantly an elderly British therapist who knits tea cosies for all her favourite clients.

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

not finishing what you started isn’t always lazy, sometimes it’s ok to just say fuck that shit

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

sorry I didn't reply right away, I was carrying my cat around and letting her sniff high-up things

submitted 30 days ago • 9 comments

Compost is composed of decomposition

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

The difference between a pile of dead bodies and a pile of compost is time and marketing

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

If woke would strongly oppose self-trepanning, eating shards of glass and penetrating nostrils with pickles, by default anti-woke will have to embrace these activities

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Corn dog themed memorial service

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

extremely post white voice sir, this is a wendy's ...

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

turns out baby never had back it was all a lie

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

I'm sorry I replied weird but in my defense, I'm weird

submitted 23 hours ago • 11 comments

I could probably be likeable if I wanted to.

submitted 15 hours ago • 8 comments

Just trimmed my cat's nails for the first time. It went fine but he farted 3 times and he's not normally a windy boy so i'm guessing it must be a pull my finger thing

submitted 14 hours ago • 8 comments

Inside you there are two wolves One of them doesn't understand format posts

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

My family loves to pile items in the freezer such that an avalanche of food topples upon whomever opens the door in a little game we like to call ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

watching porn There's no way that Linnmon table will support both their weight

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

what it’s an actual fuck? when people say what the actual fuck what do you mean by what the actual fuck? are you referring to the action of fucking, is that the actual fuck?

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

calling my cat a pussy in a taunting voice after he whined and cried because I moved my leg an inch

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

Prime numbers are “the building blocks of infinity” and I’ve discovered five of them, no wait, six, HOLD MY CALLS, seven

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Please help me with my daughter’s homework project! Question: do you piss in the shower? A) Yes B) No C) I try, but I miss

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Not everyone gets to be attractive. Some of us have to settle for having a really big and burdensome head.

submitted 617 days ago • 12 comments

Each day I forget to be horny on the internet

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

i don’t know if you know this, but even if you tell people on the internet to do something, they may not even do it

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

Whispering sweet nothings also implies screaming offensive curse words.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

All my fears are fully rational ~ me, flirting

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

A backhoe can also be used for front stuff

submitted 19 hours ago • 7 comments

Excuse me, I was enjoying the view. Can't you die on another hill?

submitted 389 days ago • 1 comment

chat, if bath salts why not bath peppers?

submitted 17 hours ago • 14 comments

The light-up sneakers stay on during sex

submitted 15 hours ago • 7 comments

soothing the baby by making various calming sounds* *farts at different volumes

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

You can watch porn at 25 times the speed as it won't affect the plot's comprehension

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

Long story short, crying into the gimp mask really killed the mood of the orgy.

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

*Looks in the mirror That reply was ridiculous

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

My antidepressant needs an antidepressant after seeing how much work it has to do.

all of my posts have directors commentary you just have to go to the menu and select it under the audio track

sometimes you’re the pants, sometimes you’re the suspenders

Said the word "ghastly" today and was instantly an elderly British therapist who knits tea cosies for all her favourite clients.

not finishing what you started isn’t always lazy, sometimes it’s ok to just say fuck that shit

sorry I didn't reply right away, I was carrying my cat around and letting her sniff high-up things

Compost is composed of decomposition

The difference between a pile of dead bodies and a pile of compost is time and marketing

If woke would strongly oppose self-trepanning, eating shards of glass and penetrating nostrils with pickles, by default anti-woke will have to embrace these activities

Corn dog themed memorial service

extremely post white voice sir, this is a wendy's ...

turns out baby never had back it was all a lie

I'm sorry I replied weird but in my defense, I'm weird

I could probably be likeable if I wanted to.

Just trimmed my cat's nails for the first time. It went fine but he farted 3 times and he's not normally a windy boy so i'm guessing it must be a pull my finger thing

Inside you there are two wolves One of them doesn't understand format posts

My family loves to pile items in the freezer such that an avalanche of food topples upon whomever opens the door in a little game we like to call ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

watching porn There's no way that Linnmon table will support both their weight

what it’s an actual fuck? when people say what the actual fuck what do you mean by what the actual fuck? are you referring to the action of fucking, is that the actual fuck?

calling my cat a pussy in a taunting voice after he whined and cried because I moved my leg an inch

Prime numbers are “the building blocks of infinity” and I’ve discovered five of them, no wait, six, HOLD MY CALLS, seven

Please help me with my daughter’s homework project! Question: do you piss in the shower? A) Yes B) No C) I try, but I miss

Not everyone gets to be attractive. Some of us have to settle for having a really big and burdensome head.

Each day I forget to be horny on the internet

i don’t know if you know this, but even if you tell people on the internet to do something, they may not even do it

Whispering sweet nothings also implies screaming offensive curse words.

All my fears are fully rational ~ me, flirting

A backhoe can also be used for front stuff

Excuse me, I was enjoying the view. Can't you die on another hill?

chat, if bath salts why not bath peppers?

The light-up sneakers stay on during sex

soothing the baby by making various calming sounds* *farts at different volumes

You can watch porn at 25 times the speed as it won't affect the plot's comprehension

Long story short, crying into the gimp mask really killed the mood of the orgy.

*Looks in the mirror That reply was ridiculous

Idk who needs to hear this, but I’ve been poor and I’ve been rich, and honestly, contrary to popular belief, being rich was way better.

If this account ever gets hacked, I sure hope it's by someone with bigger tits.

If you love something set it to music.