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writer, comedian, musician based in Walyalup, WA. The Yeah Nah Review on substack co-host of The Battler debut novel ‘Nock Loose’ coming via Fremantle Press, June 2025
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Watching an endless loop of ten second clips? Haha this younger generation. When I was your age we used to watch a variety show starring an ostrich puppet, a man with a cowboy hat and a reel to reel sound player. It was so racist Harry Connick Jr. made a formal protest. It was three hours long

Crikey should start a culture imprint called 'Strewth' or some shit and make me the editor

Islamophobia has been the animus behind just about every domestic and foreign policy decision for the past 25 years. if you're a zoomer, you've literally known nothing else. boggles the mind we're still not allowed to point this out anywhere.

heard a rumour the ABC are planning to sack 200-300 more staff across the major newsrooms. slide into my dms if you know anything about this and wanna talk about it off the record.

the reason ABC management over inflate the importance of The Australian is because they all used to work there

the lesson of the Lattouf result and response is this: the Zionist lobby, Mark Leibler, Zionists ANYWHERE are huge losers with little to no pull in the community, who are hated by the public at large. there is no need to bow to these shrill dorks. fuck 'em.

6 days until NOCK LOOSE, where you’ll meet the scariest bikies going: The Don Coyotes.

everyone in the world lives in new york, that's why the mayor matters

take comfort in knowing Mark Leibler is somewhere having an absolute meltdown rn

i wrote the best piece on the state of the current ABC way back in February, you should read it yeahnah.substack.com/p/the-abc-is...

i'm gonna keep a running list of Australian midwit journos and politicians and wonks who fall for the 'abundance' grift. please send any my way, cheers.

i'm gonna keep a running list of Australian midwit journos and politicians and wonks who fall for the 'abundance' grift. please send any my way, cheer.

these fucking grifters are about to capture the imaginations of all our leading midwits

i think it's time Australian artists boycott the ABC. and i'm not just saying that because I have to appear at this ABC hosted book festival this weekend that I have 0 interest or desire to be at. they simply suck.

i wish we had a cool and exciting candidate running for anything anywhere in Australia. i think we are incapable of producing any, sadly.

botox brained Buttrose BLEW it BIG TIME!!!! Let my people post!!!

The entire board, who not only watched their chair and senior management take this course of action, but also signed off on who knows how many millions in legal fees, should quit in embarassment.

I am fucking reeling at the anti-Iranian/pro-Israeli propaganda I just saw on the ABC’s 7pm news

I need NOCK LOOSE to be a big success, like Boys Spits & Swallows Galaxy by my hero Trent Dalton Trumbo, cos I’ve got 4 other finished novels (all of which are kinda better than NOCK LOOSE) that Oz publishing will not touch otherwise

can someone please help me find that clip in Larry Sanders show where Hank calls Larry’s gf a cunt

Cuomo is pronounced “Cummo” like “Gummo”

can't wait to stomp through Perth in Death Stranding 2. I hear you can visit Cockburn Gateway, and it looks exactly as it looks now (apocalyptic wasteland, void of life and hope etc)

the eSafety Commissioner has announced it is illegal for men over the age of 35 to read and share Achewood comics. Surely, this is a step too far?

DON DRAPER: to your boss, you are just another worker. Just another cog in a machine. [hits slide - photo of him and Betty] but to her [slide of him and kids] and them [slide of them at beach] you are something *more.* a master [giving son piggy back] a chief [dressed as cowboys and indians]...

Hearing from friends in Western Sydney that Kos Samaras is driving around in a car shaped like a giant hotdog, asking people to give a thumbs up or thumbs down to genocide.

buy NOCK LOOSE and experience the impossible: FUN OZLIT fremantlepress.com.au/books/nock-l...

got fired from my job last week so how’s a real good time to subscribe to YNR substack.com/@yeahnah?r=2...

i'd love to go on one of those all expenses trips to Israel and come back like "ugh! these horrid cunts are even worse than i imagined! and the place smelt like shit!!!"

i don't know how anyone halfway intelligent can look at the state of Australian media, discourse, and our public "intellectuals" and commentators and not want to swallow both barrels of a shotgun. the standard has always been dirt low but right now it is beyond the worms. the stupidity is hellish!

The Battler interview with Inc’s in a generation genius Evelyn Araluen is finally up! If you care at all about OzLit, the Australian Left, or a free Palestine, you should give it a listen

1 WEEK UNTIL NOCK LOOSE!!! preorder your copy now, they are going quick!

Cuomo and Bill Clinton are picking up Kevin Spacey then they’re all gonna break Harvey Weinstein out of jail to start a sexual predator Fantastic Four.

1 week until NOCK LOOSE. but when will the cowardly publisher's of OZLIT put out: - A HORSE HELD AT GUNPOINT - CRAIGIE: A RECKONING - FIFO BEBOP - WAGGER'S CHAMPLOO ??? dear readers, i'm afraid they will NEVER have the balls. SAD! PATHETTTTIIIIICCC!!!!

i hate posts like "nobody learned anything from the Iraq war." Wrong! They learned they could get away with it with 0 consequences! None of them served a day's jail time, when all of them deserved to be sh*t. it was the war that taught the world there is no rules.

imagine being an Australian soldier who gets their legs blown off in some backstreet in Tehran just because we're allies with a dying empire whose god king is a fat pedo who doesn't want his sex tape leaked. as cringe as it gets, sadly.

i genuinely feel sorry for contrapoints because only in these times could such a midwit be held up as some kind of public intellectual when that public demands ability and smarts that both they and you lack.

the 'K' in 'JK Rowling' stands for 'Kunt'

What an odd coincidence the The Guardian, The Age, the AFR and the ABC all had exactly the same case study of the same Melbourne lawyer trapped in Israel. Who happens to work for a firm whose senior partner runs a high profile Zionist lobby group.

SYDNEY JULY 18 NOCK LOOSE!!!

as a critic, i know how grim it is. as an artist, it is apocalyptic. there is no one to review, profile, or give you a platform of any stripe anymore if you are an indie/alt artist, especially an outspoken (see: pro-Palestine) one. it is a wasteland.

I doubt the ABC is fulfilling even 25% of its charter these days: no doco, education, natural history, or proper archives units, few/no opportunities for original comedy shows, especially written or hosted by women, a disapparated arts coverage, no science on TV, no international service ...

i'm sad there's no digital media in aus left to review NOCK LOOSE, none left at the ABC. ive got reviews coming in Overland, Meanjin, Big Issue, KYD, Books+Publishing, ABR, and a couple of other places. would love to see The Guardian and TSP on that list, if anyone has pull there. it's a good book.