corncat.bsky.social
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"Why is this song so hard to play?"
The despicable eighth note:
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Me when someone asks me what the 25th letter of the alphabet is
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This took me a second but this is real good lmao
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That might actually make too much sense tbh now that I think about it more
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*announcer taps the microphone and clears his throat* IN A TIME WHEN REALITY ITSELF TREMBLES…
WHEN SPACE SHRIEKS UNDER THE WEIGHT OF COSMIC DISRESPECT…
TWO WARRIORS CLASH ON A BATTLEFIELD FORGED IN THE FLAMES OF INSANITY!
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CCCCC:
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Oversized potion of both ends
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Meeee
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Did you wave
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GOOD (haha) thank you
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Enshittification is a feature now, OOUUGGHHHH 💀💀
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WHOA
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it’s 1984 all over again
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Vanish your prostate with this simple trick!! *shows a picture of a hamburger covered in oil and pinecones*
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I can tell you right now one of my daily habits isn’t eating weird turds in milk with green onions or whatever that is
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This kicks ass, hot damn
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YOU KNOW IT 👀👀👀
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SCREAMING SO LOUD ALL THE BIRDS IN 5 MILES FLY AWAY
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did you notice any stink lines or big clouds of green haze anywhere, that might've been it *old ship horn stinky noise*