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ADULT PERVERT πŸ”ž real vampire she/her πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ it/its if you're better than me i just say these things for fun
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everyone hates peepee gnome and say it looks like hes peeping on us and jerking off hes not doing that. hes peeing

wdym the snoopy sheets are a dealbreaker

what a silly dog 🐢🦴

does anyone know if i can mail someone estrogen pills in an envelope. will the united states postal service take issue with this

I consider one man on Earth my only personal enemy. I never intend to see him again, and no such meeting will be arranged by hands other than those of fate herself. We have not spoken in years. If I must confront him, I will ask - "Have you changed for the better?" I carry a knife in case he has not

no one at work knows im puppy

found it :3

clean and tagged over versions ^-^

this is what i say when i see women under 5'8

they gave her the love u lots soju

when you're puppy upset and tired you can go home and get naked and that makes everything better

brother called me closed-minded for saying generative ai is an evil technology so i left the family cookout

if you're in a threesome and someone cums in your mouth, and then you proceed to eat out the other person and they get pregnant from it, do you bear the moral responsibility of parenthood or is it just the other two bc it's their dna or whatever

lost my E in the move hopefully my boobs dont fall off before my prescription refills in a couple days

new jersey river mud is integral to major league baseball say it back

im definitely not that much of a pervert but. womb tattoos are really hot ok

good afternoon i had a dream where i was sucking dick

someone on here once said something along the lines of "any pornographic image is made immediately 10x hotter if theres a gun involved, preferably if you just see the barrel poking in slightly from out of frame" and i thought it was lena but i still cant find the original post. anyway yeah 100% true

Im a puppy bark bark bark

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