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cosban.puddingpop.space
shitposting space-time traveler from the 90s we can build a better world for everyone.
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combined waffle-tire iron

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Taco Bell consumption based children's fundraiser named squirts for squirts

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

batman sleeps upside-down and you can't convince me otherwise

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

digimon racing game

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

which kind of blue cheese do you recommend dipping your pb&j in?

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

I get all my breaking news from the urinal graffiti at my local coffee shop

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

chips, da doy

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Me after drinking a glass of Prosciutto: That ham sure was wet

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

no one ever has a pocket full of moonlight when you need it, always just sunshine

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

just sort of always mumbling to and getting in the way of the president so they can beg my pardon. that's when the trade happens.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

selling raw dinosaur bathwater just in case anyone is interested

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

im becoming really good at getting through the new AI phone screens. one could say I'm a pick-up-your-phone artist

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

life "time" ban

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

thinking about FishCenter Live

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

ketchup is a type of salsa

submitted 20 days ago • 70 comments

this is NOT a good time to need to job hunt

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

if any journalists want to contact me, I've got a good scoop from the dog park.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

they're actually called conjoined cats now

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

did my taxes as a real adult date activity a few days ago and wanted to impress her so I lied about my income and now the IRS says I owe SOOO much money.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

269 followers. nice.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

everyone should be playing Bracket City from The Atlantic

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

taking a nap instead of going to the gym.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

yo dawg is your heart still big because it's filled with so much love or do you have pericarditis? (it's the pericarditis)

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

well actually the ETFs matching the S&P 500 index should never be worth more than $500 per share, so this is perfect.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

i got sunburned yesterday because woke

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

the worst thing about creating in a vacuum is that it's so fucking dusty in here

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

lmao i can't believe you all fell for my decade long april fool's joke

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

yellow is the neighbor's grass (which my dog pees on)

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

wish these "safety regulations" and "cease and desist letters" would stop preventing me from giving out these mods which turn waterpiks into waterjet cutters.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Shit-for-brains? Well I guess, but we prefer to be called shitposters.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

What do you mean Bush isn't singing about Listerine and the horrors of oral decay?

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

the end is near EOF

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

me looking at the toilet: what a piece of shit

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

same

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

make out? I can barely make out the audio of this netflix show you invited me over to watch with you. turn on the damn subtitles.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

combined waffle-tire iron

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

how much am I supposed to tip the vending machine at work???

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

think the bastards might be getting me down a little bit. I shouldn't let them do that.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

raindrops, and gumdrops, and teardrops drop-shipping doing that thing where I hide while I'm list'ning backdrops, and name-drops, and Doppler radar these are some things that I know what they are

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

my shitposts are too bespoke for the mainstream folk.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

a clockwork doorhinge

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

didn't like my original jokes? bet you'll like them more when I repost them again for the hundredth time.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments