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cosban.puddingpop.space
shitposting space-time traveler from the 90s we can build a better world for everyone.
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school wouldn't let me turn in the same work for multiple assignments because of plagiarism. why the fuck these viruses going around and doing that shit and no one calls them out for cheating? Double standards much????

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The neighborhood is getting ready for tomorrow

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to all you over-thinkers out there. I remember what you did.

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Sweeney Toddler

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you just gotta blunder your way to the top. you only fall if you stop fucking up by not trying.

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cultural nostalgia is a plague.

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one thing I'll never understand is almost everything

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Air fryers are just Easy-Bake Ovens for adults.

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bet I know what Elton John feels when he enters a Chili's

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combined waffle-tire iron

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Taco Bell consumption based children's fundraiser named squirts for squirts

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batman sleeps upside-down and you can't convince me otherwise

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digimon racing game

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which kind of blue cheese do you recommend dipping your pb&j in?

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I get all my breaking news from the urinal graffiti at my local coffee shop

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chips, da doy

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Me after drinking a glass of Prosciutto: That ham sure was wet

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no one ever has a pocket full of moonlight when you need it, always just sunshine

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just sort of always mumbling to and getting in the way of the president so they can beg my pardon. that's when the trade happens.

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selling raw dinosaur bathwater just in case anyone is interested

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im becoming really good at getting through the new AI phone screens. one could say I'm a pick-up-your-phone artist

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life "time" ban

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thinking about FishCenter Live

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ketchup is a type of salsa

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this is NOT a good time to need to job hunt

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if any journalists want to contact me, I've got a good scoop from the dog park.

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they're actually called conjoined cats now

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did my taxes as a real adult date activity a few days ago and wanted to impress her so I lied about my income and now the IRS says I owe SOOO much money.

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269 followers. nice.

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everyone should be playing Bracket City from The Atlantic

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

taking a nap instead of going to the gym.

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yo dawg is your heart still big because it's filled with so much love or do you have pericarditis? (it's the pericarditis)

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well actually the ETFs matching the S&P 500 index should never be worth more than $500 per share, so this is perfect.

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i got sunburned yesterday because woke

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the worst thing about creating in a vacuum is that it's so fucking dusty in here

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lmao i can't believe you all fell for my decade long april fool's joke

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yellow is the neighbor's grass (which my dog pees on)

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wish these "safety regulations" and "cease and desist letters" would stop preventing me from giving out these mods which turn waterpiks into waterjet cutters.

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Shit-for-brains? Well I guess, but we prefer to be called shitposters.

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What do you mean Bush isn't singing about Listerine and the horrors of oral decay?

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the end is near EOF

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me looking at the toilet: what a piece of shit

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