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Average millennial. Recently laid off. No this isn't my real photo. Duh. I'm not ashamed of who I am but employers reverse image search. This isn't my first impression y'all
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I watched the newest installment of this with my 65 year old Southern mom and I really recommend the same experience for you.

I hope Verizon is happy, my grandma is so unhappy with her phone right now she sent me a 😩 emoji. I've never gotten one of those from her. An 86 year old woman sending an 😩 about her phone.

WATCH: Cars set on fire at Tesla in Las Vegas, "resist" painted on the building. FBI investigating

I literally laughed so hard I almost peed myself. So if you need a distraction right now.

My cat really underappreciates me when it comes to the fact that I get her eye boogers out

My husband's response

This is pretty much all I got for 2025 so far

Stay ready #cat

The world is falling apart but it's snowing so that is nice

Justice Department fires multiple immigration judges amid case backlog

I am both of these things right now. I'm trying to work it out and just be more of the left sheep.

I haven't been posting because I'm both horribly broke and depressed. No one wants to hear about that constantly. Once I'm just depressed again I'll probably be back more.

I, for one, am very interested in seeing what President Musk has set for his first Term

This is pure supervillain behavior

Someone just liked this photo of my baby nugget that I posted shortly before she passed. I've been thinking of her the last few days and I loved seeing this reminder of her.

Holy shit! 🚨 The bullets used to kill UnitedHealthcare CEO had words written on them.

The most important television commercial in American history

Why even have laws at this point? I mean this without any sarcasm at all

What is it

You do have the one pre-accepted Indian man

This possum feels me

Oh hey, YouTube is recommending me that cluster of videos again with book reviews where people from 18-30 discovered the Flowers in the Attic series and were DESTROYED emotionally. I prefer when they found My Girl, that's a much better "what destroyed the generations before me" media experience

I haven't really been on any social media lately and that makes me feel bad because there's so many folks in my life that I want to ensure I've checked up on due to *waves hands*. So if you are any person, I just want you to know that as a species we've survived things and we will again ❤️

Tarrifs

I both think capitalism is evil and need to participate in it. Please provide many dollars to me manifestation system. Thank you

I hope everyone had a great Halloween. I've not been very active online recently because I've been not feeling the best but it's getting to that time of year where if you let yourself the months can just disappear and I don't need that to happen. Happy November and Blessed All Saints Day

My hope for everyone

I liked this before I knew this was an actual specific real world reference

The most important topic as we approach election Day

everyone shut the fuck up this slug’s eating pasta