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Secretary Noem appears to not want to say if the picture of Abrego Garcia’s hand is doctored Swalwell: I have a 7 year old, a 6 year old, and 3 year old. I have a bullshit detector. I’m just asking you a question

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🔥 DAMN! — @benniegthompson to @kristinoem: “I’m glad you found time among your many photo ops and costume changes to testify.”

Finally I agree with RFK Jr. about something. I don't think anyone should be taking medical advice from him either. So why is he the Secretary of Health? www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

Andry Romero, a young gay man, was given an asylum appointment by the U.S. Government. When he showed up to the appointment we kidnapped him and sent him to a foreign prison. I asked Secretary Noem to check if he’s alive. Her response was shameful.

I’m shocked, shocked I tell you

Rep. Julie Johnson to Noem: "Are you aware that ICE agent jackets are available on Etsy for $20? Anybody can throw a mask on and run around and terrorize people of color without any regard for the law because your agency does not have proper protocols to make sure your agents are clearly identified"

No one gives someone a $400 million dollar jet for free without expecting anything in return. Be serious.

Gosh, I wonder why? 🤨

Jake Tapper can take his book and shove it. The end.

Make it make sense.....🤔

‘Trump’s Gonna Pardon’ Diddy if Found Guilty of Sex Trafficking, Says Imprisoned Music Executive Suge Knight https://twp.ai/4inbIs

Did Trump and Pam Bondi make a deal with the Sinaloa Cartel? It would seem so, and now 17 cartel family members have been allowed to enter the U.S. apnews.com/article/el-c...

A photo of selling your soul for ambition.

Buttigieg: I’m not even an elected official or running for anything— I’m here. I can’t help but notice a lot of people who are elected officials aren’t. There’s a reason for that. They don’t want to have to explain this stuff

Oh. Elon Musk is tagging along with Donald Trump on his trip to Saudi Arabia. Here they are meeting with Crowned Prince Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud. This isn’t normal.

Let’s break this down—because the gaslighting is wild: 📌Oct 2022 – Biden signs EO to cut drug prices 📌Jan 2025 – Trump takes office and kills Biden’s EO to cut drug prices 📌May 2025 – Trump signs his own EO to lower drug prices Trump canceled Biden’s plan then brought it back w/his name on it.

House Republicans plan to raise the nation’s debt ceiling by $4 trillion. 💰 House Republicans plan to raise the nation’s debt ceiling by $4 trillion. 💰 House Republicans plan to raise the nation’s debt ceiling by $4 trillion. 💰

Oh nothing… Just Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, and Scott Bessent falling asleep in public in Saudi Arabia. Surely MAGA will share the same outrage as they did with “Sleepy Joe Biden,” right? Right?

1955: Whites-only water fountains 2025: Whites-only immigration.

Un-American for thine, graduation for mine.

Trump's Department of Justice serves three purposes: Declare that whatever Trump wants to do is legal. Dispense favors on Trump's political allies. Investigate and punish Trump's political opponents. It is a dangerous three tiered system of justice that is leading our country down a dark road.

“I worked out a big beautiful deal. Qatar gave me a plane to use and I get to keep if if I ever decide to leave office.” - Klepto RICO

Jeffries: China punked the administration and the administration backed down. That’s no surprise because we’ve seen that happen over and over and over again.

It's almost as if granting a criminal blanket immunity was a bad idea.

RFK Jr., the foolish kook splashing about in raw sewage, is in charge of protecting our health. These are monumentally stupid times we are living in.

Taking a bribe in a very public way doesn't mean you aren't corrupt, it means your corruption is shameless.

So many layers of corruption.

A president who governs by “Executive Orders” is weak, not strong.

We should be ashamed of ourselves for not appreciating him breaking the law. ✈️ 💰 🙏

Aaaand there it is.

Duffy on the air traffic control system: "The lights are blinking, the sirens are turning ... what you see in Newark is gonna happen in other places across the country." Good luck, air travelers!

The gift is bad enough on its own, but can we talk about how insane it is to use a foreign-gifted jet as *Air Force One* Air Force One has a lot of capability that a luxury jet simply doesn’t, and that’s before we even consider the obvious spying/bugging/security concerns.

"No client ever had money enough to bribe my conscience or to stop its utterance against wrong, and oppression." -- Abraham Lincoln

Bribery in plain sight.

Netanyahu at a Knesset meeting…

Could you imagine the response if a democratic president said they didn’t know if they had to uphold the Constitution? How fast would the articles of impeachment be drawn ? 20 minutes at the most

The disrespect for Congress and the law is glaring - and for our nation a threat to our public safety.

I've always loved Paul Rudnick's wit.

Straight. Up. Blackmail. ✨

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