craigerflights.bsky.social
Engineer, pilot, husband, dog dad, mixologist. #CA05 ⚙️ 🛩 🐾 🍸🇺🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽🇦🇺🇪🇺🇺🇦↙️↙️↙️ 💚💛🦆🏈
1,270 posts
584 followers
858 following
Active Commenter
comment in response to
post
I hope that guy goes and knocks the wrong door looking for a photo-op and someone smokes him. Bonus point if Dr Phil is along for the ride.
comment in response to
post
Original Tommy’s
comment in response to
post
Remember when there was talk of arming teachers?
comment in response to
post
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social
comment in response to
post
That dumb bitch wasn’t qualified to be the mayor of a medium size city in California.
comment in response to
post
Like after Little Bighorn?
comment in response to
post
It’s really not my problem that South Dakota voters are stupid shitstains.
comment in response to
post
Dude disrespects a good vindaloo. No way I would break garlic nan with that barbarian.
comment in response to
post
One side of my family is Vicksburg Jews, so I understand the challenges. I live in a part of California that I affectionately refer to as Calibama. Some of the bastards run businesses in town. They get super butthurt when people don’t “shop local.” I start there.
comment in response to
post
Imagine Tom Homan and Dr Phil knock the wrong door for a photo-op. Glorious.
comment in response to
post
I hope they bring their own porta-potties.
comment in response to
post
Gathering in large groups is probably not optimal. Make them fight thousands of fires everywhere. The awesome thing is MAGA flags fly everywhere. They self-identify. We can find them in rural California. Rural Mississippi seems like a target rich environment for accountability.
comment in response to
post
I follow a FB group for large diesel pickups. I own one; it does a very specific job requiring a large diesel pickup. Most members are small dick neckbeards very proud that their used one-ton behemoth is their daily and it’s tuned and deleted, but they can’t afford a regular car to go get groceries.
comment in response to
post
In the spirit of Michael Dukakis and Abraham Zapruder, can we put that motherfucker in the turret of a tank, and capture the moment the bridge collapses into the Potomac?
comment in response to
post
Get dressed, show up, and become a logistical liability. This is a form of resistance. Demonstrate the incompetence of your chain of command. Bring a good book.
comment in response to
post
The thing I really enjoy about impromptu “million protest marchers” is that if a million people march somewhere impromptu, they will drown in their own piss and shit before they starve. The military supposedly understand logistics, and this is just a fraction of the 2000 that they called up.
comment in response to
post
🤯
Every year for 135 years except during WWII and COVID. A media spectacle for your NYE hangover.
🥳🥴
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_Pa...
comment in response to
post
They are usually there to proclaim their love for Jesus and their hate for whoever God hates. A piece of shit dinosaur would fit right in. Keep an eye out for her there on New Year’s Day?
comment in response to
post
Sorry. I’m a former Pasadenan, so I’ve seen a bit more of the Rose Parade than what gets on TV. It’s traditional I guess that after all of the floats and marching bands have passed, a bunch of rando dingleberries trespass on the route and follow along as if they are part of the parade.
comment in response to
post
Is she one of those ones who always joins the tail end of the Rose Parade every year?
comment in response to
post
Little Bighorn for this cavalry unit.
comment in response to
post
How do they even think they can hold the opening ceremonies in the stadium where they just did all the executions?
comment in response to
post
You suppose he attends the reunions?
comment in response to
post
That fucker is done in LA. He should go home and pack up his family and go into hiding in Arizona or something.
comment in response to
post
And that’s why proper calculators have an enter button, but no equals and no parentheses! #RPNFTW
comment in response to
post
When pocket calculators first became a thing, we were mostly prohibited from using them in class. Meanwhile, the calculators did actually produce correct results.
comment in response to
post
It would be terrible if he fell and busted open his catheter bag.
comment in response to
post
I individually blocked over 100,000 accounts on Twitter, and all that time spent only marginally improved my experience. The Bluesky hive block is much more economical.
comment in response to
post
Stephen Miller has always had a secret crush on Barbra Streisand.
comment in response to
post
I’m not reading this unless it references a certain Egyptian victory parade.
comment in response to
post
Wagner’s Ring Cycle will play well for a certain audience.
comment in response to
post
Closure is when the bodies wash up on the shore to be discovered by a dog walker.
comment in response to
post
It’s like, how much more gold could this be? And the answer is none. None more gold.
comment in response to
post
Putin will gift to Trump the Amber Room for a price.
comment in response to
post
Solve two problems. Bury him next to Jimmy Hoffa.
comment in response to
post
How are entire companies pouring in when the border is closed? Riddle me that.
comment in response to
post
let them fight dot gif
comment in response to
post
The worst generations are the ones that experienced peak leaded gas?
comment in response to
post
Dude who claims to be 6’4” and 215 lbs wants to investigate the veracity of Biden’s health status.
comment in response to
post
Plausible deniability: Elon was just so fucking high, he walked out the window thinking he was boarding Starship to Mars.
comment in response to
post
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
comment in response to
post
We have several of those in our rural area. They look even more ridiculous when juxtaposed with actual trees. Talk about the uncanny valley.
comment in response to
post
My grandparents had vintage editions where a lot of the freeways were dotted lines (proposed), like the 210.
Reminds me that I’ve never taken the 105 to LAX. When I was there, it was the 110 to Century Blvd and a lot of traffic signals on the boulevard.
comment in response to
post
I’m more of a mind to kick out the chair he’s standing on, but we can all visualize the end result in our own way.
comment in response to
post
Gold standard. I had one in LA in the ‘80s, and a Bay Area edition in my car until about 1995.
London has a guide called A–Z (A to Zed) that’s almost as good.
comment in response to
post
You know, morons.
comment in response to
post
Aside from her $174,000 salary, we fund her office to employ staffers to read shit on her behalf. We really should take better notes regarding the identities and gross incompetence of GOP congressional staffers. Those dumbshits should be notorious and unemployable.
comment in response to
post
I was visiting Perth in 2018, and came down with some nasty virus on the flight over. Spent 10 days in bed with a fever and a cough that nearly broke my ribs. But my inhaler didn’t require a prescription and it was less than $27 AUD. A civilized country.
🇦🇺🦘🐨