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Remember when one of the biggest accounts on Twitter was Stephen Fry. Feels like 10 lifetimes ago.

People aren't getting mobility cars because they have acne. Shitting on the vulnerable with lies is just like breathing for some of these cnuts. #politicslive

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I just stopped to ask for directions officer...

Is it meant to do that? #NASDAQ #Trump #uspolitics #stockmarket

Odegaard Just no at the races tonight. Been very poor. #Arsenal

Americans said they'd vote Trump because inflation and fuel prices are high even though he had no plan to reduce either. Children of immigrants seemingly blind to Trump explicitly saying they are the kind of people he wants to deport gave him their vote. The US got what they deserved

A major Norwegian fuel company is refusing to provide fuel to U.S. warships after the “shitshow” in the White House yesterday over Ukraine. This is the way. ukdefencejournal.org.uk/norwegian-fu...

Trump really thought he had Zelensky over a barrel and could squeeze anything out of him with nothing in return. He thought he held all the cards and Zelensky would grovel and thank him for screwing over #Ukraine. #Zelensky is a war leader of an invaded country and had no time for his shit. #Trump

Club Brugge get away with one tonight. Softest penalty I've seen in a long time. Even The Rangers would blush at getting that one. #champoinsleage #Brugge #Atalanta

The US economy is going to collapse, criminals will take advantage of seriously weakened federal law enforcement, deaths and injuries will increase across the US due to stripped back regs and ordinary Americans will find themselves destitute. Making America great? #Trump #uspolitics #maga

If the SNP weren't a thing I'd definitely be a Lib Dem right now. Really like some of the stuff Ed Davey is saying around growth, trade and closer ties to Europe. #bbcLaura

The awful air tragedy in the US is showing us that you need adults in the room. Cronies and Fox news presenters are worse than useless when there's actual work to be done. #Trump #uspolitics

Losing weight is the act of starving yourself to the point where your body starts to consume itself to survive. #showerthoughts

Honestly didn't know what the ADL that are seemingly defending Musk are so googled it and it's more than a tad confusing. #adl #musk

Who knew the far right were so into ancient Rome? #musk

Woman on the telly said she can't work in office 5 days a week and needs some remote working because her "social battery" runs down. I'm not against remote working but be honest and say you want to work in yer jammies. #work #remotework

Might doom scroll some TikTok might sleep. Anything is possible in the actual free world. #TikTok

That clearly hit off Havertz belly. What's the point in #VAR #Arsenal

Guy told the police he only got involved with drug trafficking for the money and thinks being honest about that will keep him out of jail. #24hoursinpolicecustody

The tech bros who grew up hating the "cool" kids they envied and imagined weird things about women they saw as unattainable are running the western world now. We're living their wet dream. #techbros #politics #socialmedia

That's two local hospitality business in Brechin closing their doors this year and both are blaming the increased costs from the budget which will come into force in April. There's another posted on Facebook saying they don't know how they're gonna cope going forward. #Labour #Budget #hospitality

Feel like shit, just want him back... #musk #Farage

Stood on Murray's foot and pushed him over. Nothing in it apparently. Same old same old. #Dundee #TheRangers #fitba

Listening to Robert Jenrick being interviewed on radio 4 and it proves the popularist right wing rhetoric that plays so well in 280 characters doesn't stand up to any kind of scrutiny. #RobertJenrick #radio4 #elonmusk #rightwing #groominggangs

Peak Rangers. Lose a 2-0 lead the very next game after blowing Celtic away.

Stamp on a someone's ankle, not even a booking. Win the ball cleanly, booked. They dinnae even try to hide it. #TheRangers #Hibs #fitba

Promoting the Union by knowing absolutely fuck all about it. Not even basic stuff. #union #indyref2 #YouYesYet

So there's a legal Cocaine driving limit? #coke #cocaine #driving

It's wild that some people get so angry when they drink Whisky and want to fight everything. I've had about 1/4 bottle of a nice malt tonight and I'm sooo chilled. Whisky just makes me lovely and mellow. Love it. #whisky #malt

My lovely wife bought me a drip coffee maker with a timer on it so there's rich black coffee waiting for me when I get up in the morning. I'm so happy I could cry... #coffee

One more day off then it's back to work for the remainder of the festive period. Definitely taking the Xmas decs down tomorrow. It's over and you can't tell me otherwise. #christmas #work #xmasdecs

You think Pep is a great manager? Let him go to Spurs and win a single god damn thing then we'll talk. #pep #spurs #football

@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com If a shop asks for my email to send my receipt to and I decline can they refuse to give me a hard copy? Happened to me the other day when they said it was email only.

America is the kind of country that thinks the best way to change the health care system is to vote in Trump and murder an exec at a health insurance company that won't skip a beat. #healthcare #america #healthinsurance #Trump

Bloody Elves turning oor hoops intae a knocking shop. #elf #elfonashelf

It's my birthday today and over the next few days I'll get "do anything nice for your birthday?" Then I get to watch the reaction when I tell them I sat about in my jammies watching Ren and Stimpy.

It's difficult to grasp just how unwatchable Lucas made huge chunks of the original Star Wars trilogy just because he could. All the stuff with a tiny Jabba and Han standing on his tail done for absolutely no reason other than to annoy. Imagine these versions were your first and only. #StarWars

Going with the family to see #Moana2 this morning then just me and my wife are catching #Wicked this afternoon. Cinema day! #cinema

Gregg Wallace is 100% gonna rebrand himself as the British middle class Tate/Peterson. A Fox lite if you like. #greggwallace

Had to laugh at Stoltman saying "I was a big Ross...I used to go see Ross County" Guys like this deserve the Rangers they've got. #AViewFromTheTerrace #AVFTT #fitba