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craigstevenwoods.bsky.social
In my heart I am an actor, singer, and man about town. Unfortunately my heart is not a good agent. I think will give my spleen a try next.
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When I was studying at The Second City (in Santa Monica at the Mayfair Theater) during a private party I saw someone at the door and went to let them in. It was George Wendt. As I opened the door can you guess what I said? Yup...bet he hadn't heard THAT before!🙄 #RIPGeorgeWendt

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Something I've been mulling over...

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If I had to choose between meeting J.D. Vance and dying I would have made the same choice as Pope Francis... #RIPPopeFrancis

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Donald Trump is what you get when you model your Presidency on the plot of the 1981 movie Endless Love.

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@marycmccormack.bsky.social it was a pleasure meeting you today on our/your shopping excursion (hope you found everything you needed) and tell you how much I admire your work and look forward to reading #WhatsNext? From a devoted "Wing Nut"

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@benmank77.bsky.social If only you'd have let us know this past weekend that your birthday was coming up we would have made a big deal about it and sang you a rousing chorus of..oh..I see the error in my logic now...in any case Happy Birthday! 🎂

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@kellycarlin.bsky.social‬ Just a reminder, it's that time of year again. We'd love to see you at the Jason Alexander 23rd Annual Celebrity Poker Tournament. one.bidpal.net/jasonalexand...

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@meredithsalenger.bsky.social Happiest of birthdays to you...continue to shine from within and that light will warm the rest of us.🎂

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@wendyliebman.bsky.social Happy Birthday Birthday Buddy!! Birthday Blessings of Bliss and Beauty!! <3

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@stephencolbert.bsky.social got an idea for a bit on the show...enjoy!

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@danagould.bsky.social I think of you every time I go to the bathroom at work.... I should explain. There is a noise coming from the drop ceiling that sounds exactly like that moth that flew into your ear. I hope that clears things up. Give my best to Dr. Z. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsrJ...

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@dulehill.bsky.social It was such a pleasure to meet you at the tournament last year. I hope you can make it to this year's event as well. It will be held at the Skirball Cultural Center.

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The #GulfofMexico is now the #GulfofAmerica... And just like that it's 60th in literacy an has the lowest test scores of any industrialized Gulf.

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@pattonoswalt.bsky.social I'd give you a gift for your birthday today but you already have the lovely @meredithsalenger.bsky.social which is gift enough for many lifetimes OK now that I'm done cyberflirting with your wife I wish you the happiest of birthdays Thanks for keeping us sane in dark times

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The story goes...There was a Buddhist monk back in the day who supposedly slept with 5000 women. I tell you...it's always the quiet ones.

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@danagould.bsky.social I don’t often ask this of another man but due to current events I must …How’s your view shelf?

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