craigstevenwoods.bsky.social
In my heart I am an actor, singer, and man about town. Unfortunately my heart is not a good agent. I think will give my spleen a try next.
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Well at least it's not some outrageous price like $700.00!
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Chocolate Malted, shaken not stirred...
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Who needs an OCCASIONAL table!? It's either a table or it's NOT a table!!
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Waste not want not...
In her defense....no one complained...
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Do you know who I am....?
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I'm getting Greg Stillson vibes...
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Oh SHOWTUNES!!....Now do "Tomorrow Belongs To Me" !
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Loved him in Trading Places and His Girl Friday...
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Lookin for some white Smokies....come on!
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Remember it's not where you start it's where you Finnish.
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Holds 4 titles? He can't convincingly hold a bottle of water.
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Can I get a location....I heard Solitary....thank you.
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Not Hopper and Fonda....
But Beggars....Choosers...
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Yu-boo a-band mi-be bo-both pa-bal...
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He was reportedly heard saying.."6 Dollar FOOT LONGS!!!? How is that a bargain when you had a whole jingle about ♫5 Dollar FOOT LONGS!!?♫"
"Words have meanings my friends or my name isn't Edward Dozalatta Cocaine!!!"
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A VERY Mankiewicz response...
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Witch better have my money...🎵
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Forget puppies....she's hoping she'll get a chance to hunt "The Most Dangerous Game"...
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He's like the annoying uncle who make your social security disappear behind your ear...
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If I'm not mistaken there's a Steve and Eydie version as well...:::shudder
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We can't all skate by on our charm....can we now...?
Please no coins...these ladies don't have those Good Humor change makers as part of their costume.
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Hello....?it's called Moolighting...in THIS economy it's no wonder.
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No thanks...
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You both give me hope for humor and goodness in this world....no pressure...
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Fish usually stink from the head....just sayin.
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Josh, it's OK you can use my name. You have my permission.
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Legislators in Ohio and Mississippi want to fine men over $10000 for ejaculating without intention of procreation.
If that law goes national watch how quickly #rfkjr will completely abandon researching a cure for cancer and point all efforts towards a cure for BLUE BALLS!
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Great! Until someone thinks they can make a buck with him again and the whole cycle will start anew.
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Wait, what was that last part...?
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:::sings a slow and creepy version::::
♫OUT....OF....THE...WAY...FOR......OLD.......DAN......TUCKER.....HE'S.....TOOOOOOOOOOO...LATE! TO GET.......HIS SUPPER!!!♫
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Or (and I'm hoping I'm using the right term here) bottom bitch?
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I'd rather watch something beautiful like, Oh, I don't know...The Princess Bride....or my video copy of Into The Woods...or if I must be political...some particularly romantic Leo/Jordan episodes of The West Wing....just sayin'.